Lmao Joke Lolo Lololol?
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch & was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, & there was another tree! I swerved to the left & there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right & there was another tree! I swerved to the left & there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back & forth.”
November 20th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
LOL!!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHA!! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK BLONDS ARE STUPID?
November 20th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
how dumb do you gotta be?
November 20th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Even I fail to believe someone is this stupid…ha..this is too unbelievable even for a joke! ha
November 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
I liked that one.
November 21st, 2009 at 5:42 am
woof
November 21st, 2009 at 10:38 am
great joke
November 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
lol thats funny!
November 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
ROFLMAO
First time I’ve heard this one,
Thanks
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November 21st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
like,
ELL OH ELL
November 21st, 2009 at 9:54 pm
ha ha ha ha ha lol
November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 pm
lol funny
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 am
Funny Lol!
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 am
Funny.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 am
lmao joke lolololol = no lololololo
not funny
seriously
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Not funny? lol that was quite funny
Btw, what do yo think this one?
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped & very frustated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
“It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried.
“Honey,” said her husband,
“Put the frosted flakes back in the box!”
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
LMAO!!!! But hey I’m blonde!!!!!