How About This Few Are They Funny Or Am I Getting Tired ?
The difference between having Guts & having B*lls…
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, & having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a** & having the b*lls to say, “You’re next.”
A policeman sends his wife & kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife & gave her “the look”. Whispering under her breath, the wife says “No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching!” Husband replies, “You’re right, lets go to the beach.”
After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. “Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public!” Embarrassed, the husband admits “You are right, but I had a moment of weakness. We hadn’t seen each other for an entire week. Now, I’m a policeman too, & it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.”
The cop thought for a second & said “Don’t worry… you are a colleague & it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this b*tch making love on this beach in the last week & she will have to pay.”
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her & dragged her into the bushes.
“Help me! Help me!” she screamed. “I’m being robbed!”
“You ain’t being robbed” her attacker interrupted. “You’re being scr*wed!”
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re scr*wing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 am
ha ha ha!!! nice ones once again my friend!!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 am
ha ha that is funny, wow
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
Last one made me smile!! Genius!
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Good.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I liked all three, despite what some other answerers have said, some people just ‘aint got humour……………lol……….
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
i think they ar e good but
not the best………
Get some sleep
November 24th, 2009 at 4:25 am
not that funny.. sorry try again(:
November 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am
very nice
November 24th, 2009 at 11:33 am
omg,i laughed & let out a lil piggy snort,lol,lol,terrific stuff.♥
November 24th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
they’re ok but not hilarious
November 24th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
The last one wasn’t as funny, but they were pretty good other wise.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
i like the first one the best & the last was pretty good too.
November 25th, 2009 at 2:17 am
You’re getting tired, my friend. They are ok but not fantastic.
Sleep now, jokes later.
November 25th, 2009 at 3:03 am
They were all great LOL. The 2nd 1 was the best though so have another gold star for cheering me up LMAO.