Saying The Right Thing?
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton
December 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Nice – I’ll try it when I’m sober but pretending to be drunk – should get her to do some housework then perhaps !!!!
Have a star.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
yes honesty is the best policy
December 15th, 2009 at 2:23 am
LOL! Good one!
In the end:
2 apirins: 0,20$
single red rose: 5$
Warm breakfast: 20$
Saying the right thing at the right time: priceless
December 15th, 2009 at 5:43 am
bit too long sorry & bad ending
December 15th, 2009 at 11:57 am
sweet
December 15th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
December 15th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Worth a star for the laughs!
Cheers!!
December 15th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
i love this one very good. very good indeed
December 16th, 2009 at 12:02 am
had me chuckle. Ta
December 16th, 2009 at 6:17 am
LOL! That’s great; thanks for sharing & a star for you!!!