Ladies, Would Your Husband Do This?
The Happy Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen & sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, & the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
February 7th, 2010 at 9:56 am
nope because, im 13 & unmarried lol
February 7th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
nyahaha.. I always liked this story…
well.. I’m not yet married.. but if I am..
he better do that!! haha…
February 7th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
funny
February 7th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
nope cause i am not married
February 7th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Hahah thats a gooood one.
February 7th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Good one, I liked it.
February 8th, 2010 at 2:28 am
aww thats sweet…lol
February 8th, 2010 at 4:02 am
pahahahaha! i loveeeeeeeeeee that!
February 8th, 2010 at 9:37 am
wow
February 8th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
how cute. He better damnit!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Awwww! I just love that story!
February 8th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
that’s so sweet!!! it should be posted on valentine’s day instead of april fool’s day =]
February 9th, 2010 at 3:14 am
haah if i had one id hope so:)
February 9th, 2010 at 6:38 am
Well that sounds like a pretty smart thing even though you were his wife. He might have though you were another woman & he didn’t to do anything with you.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:41 am
Yes! Funny! 100!
February 9th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
haha well idk…. cuz im not married but if i was he had better do that lol
February 9th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
LOL A+ for the joke.
February 10th, 2010 at 2:26 am
No, I wouldn’t, only because i wouldn’t allow myself to get that drunk in the first place.
Thanks for the joke, however; very funny
February 10th, 2010 at 7:03 am
I’ve seen this before on joke websites….not original!
February 10th, 2010 at 7:06 am
my ex boyfriend did something like that….he came over my house at like 12:00 in the morning & my mama wasnt home so…he was laying in my bed & i didnt realize he was high & drunk…so i tried to kiss him & he was like what you doing….i was just looking at him confused & then i tried to kiss him again….he was like naw stop you tryna get me caught up & i was what are you talkin about & he was like i love “veronica” to much to cheat on her….and i was i am veronica….and then he busted out laughing & then i realized he was drunk & all that…so i let him sleep it off & i slept in my mama room…and when i woke up….he was sitting up in my room looking around….and he asked how he get to my house….hahahah i was laughing at him the whole day
February 10th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
aw that is so sweet.
February 10th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
im still single….but i don’t think he would
February 10th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Lol, that’s nice.