Ladies: Don’t You Love This Story?
The Happy Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen & sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, & the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
February 13th, 2010 at 8:47 am
hahaha
love it!
i would of done the same thing as the wife
February 13th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
that’s a good one. i love it!!!!
February 13th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Good One. I needed a smile this morning.
February 13th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
haha i really liked that! first thing that has made me smile today thanks
February 13th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
lol…Love it!
February 13th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
that was too sweet!!! =]
February 14th, 2010 at 2:42 am
yea def
February 14th, 2010 at 7:52 am
That was great! Where did you read it. or did you make that up yourself?
February 14th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Great….
February 14th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Oh that is SOOOOOO Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 14th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I love but this is no’t tru
February 14th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
hahah!!! It took me a second…. just a little blonde….
February 15th, 2010 at 4:09 am
Haha I love it! sensible man!
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February 15th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Awww LOL That rocks! I love it.
February 15th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Aww, that is so cute! What a great little story.
February 15th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Thanks for sharing…super uber cute!
February 15th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
That was pretty awesome!!! thanks for sharing it!
February 16th, 2010 at 4:33 am
Cute story.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Hahaha! Love it!
February 16th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
LOL. Adorable.
February 16th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I think that was pretty amazing for a hang over like that.How everything just become so clean soon as he wake up,but I guess its not to bad my husband is a trip to when he comes home drunk,girl I know what you mean.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
That’s the best! Finally a joke that shows not all men are pigs! Thanks for the laugh, I can’t wait to show it to my hubby! LOL!