Lipstick Answers

My skin is oily all over. I breakout mostly underneath my chin, jawline & temples.
Right now I’m using L’Oreal’s Go 360 Clean Cleanser, St. Ives Apricot Scrub & Clearesil Spot Treatment. My face is starting to get itchy around my lips. What should I do?
I read a lot of magazines & their tips for women in their 20’s is to start anti-aging products now so skin will look better in the future. But afraid of pores clogging up with acne treatments, night creams, eye creams, neck creams & all the other things that are supposed prevent wrinkles in the future. What should my nighttime regimen be so that my skin will look its best?
Make-up. I like the natural look- little foundation, blush, lipstick, mascara & eyeliner. Once again I get these things from magazines. Primer, Foundation, Concealer. Where does sunscreen go in that order? What is the best foundation formula for oily/acne skin? Concealer?
How do I get rid of pitted scars?

So my 11yr old sister has to do a poetry unit for school. She wanted me to post some of her poems to see what ppl thought about them..
Here they r:
#1 I don’t understand
What life really is
Why gangs kill people
Why life can be stressful
But most of all
Why the economy is so bad
Why there is racism
What love is
Why life is like a rollercoaster.
What I understand most is
Why it rains
Why the sky is blue
Why the world goes round
Why I live life.
#2MARCH springs in
with a happy smile stretching
across her face
She dances around
on the green-grass
covered ground
Bounces up and
down & all around
Then glides sadly
out of the way for April.
#3Just because I’m athletic
It doesn’t mean I’m mean
It doesn’t mean I’m spoiled
It doesn’t mean I’m not smart
Just because I’m athletic
It doesn’t mean I don’t have friends
It doesn’t mean I don’t have fun
It doesn’t mean I’m selfish
#4CAN YOU IMAGINE…
A city without violence
This classroom in silence
Basketball without a ball
Reno without a mall
Ducks wearing lipstick
No barbecue at a picnic
Sky without stars
Jail with no bars
Thrusdays without New York Undercover
Being born without having a mother
The Lakers after Shaq
Harlem without crack
Pepsi without caffeine
Every night having the same dream?
#5I AM
I am the wine & the future
I wonder how many ripples I will have to swim
I hear the trickle of time in a bitter bottle
I see the translucent red drain from the wine
I want the sweet satin liquid to stain my tongue
I am the wine & the future.
I pretend to entertain the glowing embers
I feel the dew that sours the grapes
I touch the vine that grows new life
I worry the drunkard may speak the truth
I cry the dewdrop tears on the winery walls
I am the wine & the future.
I understand the dust on the bottle
I say it only makes it sweeter with time
I dream the sponge cork may never be replaced by lips
I try to glimmer the crack in my glass container
I hope the sun-faded label never creases for lost identity
I am the wine & the future.
So what do u think?

my live in boyfriend & father of my two sons went out on a business networking cocktail hour. He met up with some people that would be good connections & went to a lounge. He came home at two in the morning, which he knows I’m not ok with. But when he came home I saw his shirt that he took off & it had make up on one shoulder & lipstick under the front shirt pocket. He also had a white line stain on his top pant leg. He said a lady fell into him at the club & that is where the lipstick came to play. The makeup he explained the next day was from a ex coworker he bumped into during the day, & the pant spot he doesn’t know. He tried to hide the stain on his shirt when he came in with his jacket. What should i do should i believe him. This is the first time in 3 years that this happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ2I0t_Tw…
2 Fallacies comments about McCain being out of touch & you shouldn’t vote for him.
McCain said it himself:http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07/12/mcca…
But when Republicans put up an ad distorting Obama’s lipstick comment…they were quickly smearing Obama as sexist because they think it’s applied to Palin. But Obama told Sen. John McCain’s claim–VERY IMPORTANT/NOT PALIN that he will shake up Washington after agreeing with President Bush for so long is like “putting lipstick on a pig.”
And not to be outdone; here’s what McCain said to a little girl at that time:
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno”
-John McCain
Neo-Cons are so hypocritical & are they will make anything blown up out of proportion

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, & a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper & began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest & asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
“My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol & a contempt for your fellow man.”
Well, I’ll be damned,” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man & apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does”.
“Bible Story”
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife & flee out of the city, but his wife looked back & was turned to salt.
His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

I lost a bet with 3 of my friends (That are girls) so i had to let them duct tape me to a tree a few hours ago. Then after 30 mins they would let me down. And i though “This isn’t so bad” Then after 5 minutes being tied to the tree they came out of the house with a huge makeup kit, & some nail polish. They gave me an all out makeover, they put bright red lipstick on me, bright blue eyeshadow with tons of mascara, pink blush, & tons of other makeup. Then they painted my nails a hot pink & did zebra stripes on them. So girls, do you think that this is mean? I was pretty mean to them in the past, i put tons of embarrassing pics of them on Facebook, called them names, & tons of other stuff. I was a little sexist too. So do you think that i deserved this? And how do you remove nail polish? I know that you need nail polish remover.. but i don’t know how to use it?

Kay, so i had this friend, & she asked if i wanted to hang. So i had her & one of my really good friends over. everything was going fine,(except she wasnt letting anyone but her touch my labtop, & she wouldnt stop talking about how great my bestfriend was) & then i was on my bed, gettin up when we heard a crack. i kneed her $200 camera & somehow broke it, & i felt horrible. i apologized fr the LONGEST time. so then she takes my lipstick & writes all over my mirror so & so was here, & spills fake blood on my $1100 labtop!!!!! so me & my friend clean everything up while shes on my computer, & she wont stop talking about it all night. im like Im SORRY!. & she kept bugging my mom about it, like she wanted her to pay for it. i was a little mad cause she was makin me feel so guilty. And then, once she overstayed her welcome by & hour this mroning,we found out she had stole & eaten a whole pack of cookies.

A drunk, who smelled of alcohol, sat down on a subway seat next to a Priest.
The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with lipstick,
And a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper & began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest & asked, “Tell me,
Father, what causes arthritis?”
The priest replied, “My Son, it is caused by loose living, being with cheap, Wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, & a lack of personal hygiene.”
The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be darned,” & returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his hand gently on the man’s arm & apologized. “I’m sorry.
I should not have come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk replied. “I
was just reading here that the Pope does.”

Here my dream My mother was dead & in her casket she was very beautiful & young . I put some pink lipstick on her lips I applied it perfectly & I started crying I was crying so much that it woke me up O K In real life my mother died 35 yrs ago at the age of 62 & I was 32 yrs when she died There was no unresolved issues between her & me at her death OH yea maybe this detail is important In my dream she was the same age as when she die & I was the same age when she died

Can you plz tell me a place where I can try for the revlon color satay lipstick color. I think walmart doesn’t give that option & Macy’s doesn’t keep Revlon

Jewbilation (n.) Pride in finding out that one’s favorite celebrity is Jewish.
Torahfied (n.) Inability to remember one’s lines when called to read from the Torah at one’s Bar or Bat Mitzvah. (OR from the Hagadah at Passover)
Matzilation (v.) Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it.
Bubbegum (n.) Candy one’s mother gives to her grandchildren that she never gave to her own children.
Chutzpapa (n.) A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 a.m. so she can change the baby’s diaper.
Déjà Nu ( n.) Having the feeling you’ve seen the same exasperated look on your mother’s face, but not knowing exactly when.
Disoriyenta (n.) When Aunt Linda gets lost in a department store & strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes.
Goyfer ( n.) A Gentile messenger.
Hebort (v.) To forget all the Hebrew one ever learned immediately after one’s Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jewdo (n.) A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one’s way out of a tight spot.
Mamatzah Balls (n.) Matzo balls that are as good as your mother used to make.
Meinstein – slang. “My son, the genius!”
Mishpochadots (n.) The assorted lipstick & make-up stains found on one’s face & collar after kissing all one’s aunts & cousins at a reception.
Re-shtetlement (n.) Moving from Brooklyn to Miami & finding all your old neighbors live in the same condo building as you.
Rosh Hashana-na-na ( n.) A rock ‘n roll band from Jewish Brooklyn.
Yidentify (v.) To be able to determine Jewish origins of celebrities, even though their names might be St. John, Curtis, Davis or Taylor.
Minyastics (n.) Going to incredible lengths & troubles to find a tenth person to complete a Minyan.
Feelawful (n.) Indigestion from eating Israeli street food, especially falafel.
Dis-kvellified (v.) To drop out of law school, med. school or business school as seen through the eyes of parents, grandparents & Uncle Sid. In extreme cases, simply choosing to major in art history when Irv’s son David is majoring in biology is sufficient grounds for diskvellification.
Impasta ( n.) A Jew who starts eating leavened foods before the end of Passover.
Kinders Shlep (v.) To transport other kids besides yours in your car.
Schmuckluck (n.) Finding out one’s wife became pregnant after one had a vasectomy.
Shofarsogut (n.) The relief you feel when, after many attempts, the shofar is finally blown at the end of Yom Kippur.
Trayffic Accident (n.) An appetizer one finds out has pork in it.
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According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick & would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night, the maintenance man would remove them & the next day, the girls would put them back.Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom & met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night.To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, & cleaned the mirror with it.Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror…

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my friend wrote it not me i just want to see what people think, i personally think its amazing but he is my friend. also hes not suicidal or anything like that its just a poem x
She places all the envelopes in places they can find,
And examines in the mirror her emaciated wreck,
She locks up all the thoughts & feelings heaving in her mind,
With a single tear upon her cheek & rope around her neck.
Lipstick applied artfully, & hair a tidy mess,
She shuns away her final words as no ones there to quote,
She searches through her wardrobe for her very favourite dress,
That will swoon around her ankles as shes hanging by her throat.
Her hands now slightly shaking as her life has taken debt,
And fighting back the water packed behind her bloodshot eyes,
She smokes away the last of whats her final cigarette,
And kicks the chair from under her & issues her goodbyes.
There’s churning in her stomach in the moment of the fall,
It silences her future & it echoes of her youth.
A cracking sound that bandies round & bounces off the walls,
He’ll find her in the morning, strung up to the roof.

The difference between having Guts & having B*lls…
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, & having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a** & having the b*lls to say, “You’re next.”
A policeman sends his wife & kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife & gave her “the look”. Whispering under her breath, the wife says “No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching!” Husband replies, “You’re right, lets go to the beach.”
After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. “Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public!” Embarrassed, the husband admits “You are right, but I had a moment of weakness. We hadn’t seen each other for an entire week. Now, I’m a policeman too, & it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.”
The cop thought for a second & said “Don’t worry… you are a colleague & it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this b*tch making love on this beach in the last week & she will have to pay.”
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her & dragged her into the bushes.
“Help me! Help me!” she screamed. “I’m being robbed!”
“You ain’t being robbed” her attacker interrupted. “You’re being scr*wed!”
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re scr*wing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”

dose mac take the plastic top part of the makeup removing wipes for there plan when they take any 6 plastic things of there protected to give you free lipstick or eye shadow??

I am interested in how other people wear makeup. First, please tell me your age. Second, tell me what makeup you wear (eyeshadow, foundation, lipstick etc)… Third, please tell me your routine for taking off the makeup at the end of the day.
I’m 21, I do not wear any makeup because I’ve yet to find an effective way of removing makeup at night.

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick & started to leave, the little one said, “But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye! “I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.
2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, & I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, & then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”
3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks & a droopy blouse & proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more & more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head & stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?”
4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods. “The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you & God are alike? “I mentally polished my halo & I said, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.
6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”
7. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something & ask what color it was. She would tell me & was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!”
8. When my grandson Billy & I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”
9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
10. A second grader came home from school & said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said, “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ & add ‘es’.”
11. Children’s Logic: “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked. “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.”
12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”
13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, & when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”
14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, & they blame their dog.
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Hello.
Today, I put on eyeliner, mascara, eye shadow, blush, & lipstick.
On most people. it looks normal, but on me..
A lot of people I know wear it, but it makes them look pretty.
When I wear it, (I dont put it on wrong) I look depressed, emo, & WAY older than I really am. I just look mean, & weird.
Please give me some tips!
THANKS!
PS.
I use Estee Lauder makeup, so that shouldn’t be an issue.