Lipstick Answers

wut is the following called & who is it by!?
I had a bbq stain on my white t shirt
she was killin me in that mini skirt
throwing rocks at the river by the railroad tracks
she had a suntan line & that red lipstick
i worked so hard for that first kiss
and a heart dont forget sumthin like that.

My Grandmother just asked me about a song, a country song, that she remembers but can’t figure out the title of.
All she remembers are the lines:
“Stain on my white t-shirt”
and something about red lipstick.
If you know the song, it’d be very helpful. Thanks.
Rahne

A texan stops in a small town Drs office,
Says “Doc, I have a red ring around the head of my P-nis if you can figuer it out I give you a matching set of Golf clubs”
Doc says ” Ok lets have a look, then with toungue in cheek he says to the nurse get me a bottle of lipstick remover”
He hands the bottle & some disposable clothes the the guy & says “Clean it up with this”
About 3 months later, the Doc is sitting at his desk, thinking, gee that guy never sent those clubs
Then the phone rings, It’s the Texan, says “Doc, I have almost a matching set, the problem is the one in Dallas and
the one in Housten have kidney shaped swinning pools”

I am looking for a song by a female country singer.
I assume it’s called “One Night Stand” but I might be wrong. I Googled & Yahooed it & no luck, so here’s the lyrics I remember, maybe someone knows the artist & album.
One lipstick stain, faded pink.
One phone number, in purple ink,
One pocket with one golden band
One broken promise and
One Night Stand
Thanks!

The song is “Lipstick Stains,” & I first heard it in 1974. I can’t remember the artist’s name – that is the question; who sang it? I had it on eight-track, given to me by a friend, & I’m pretty sure that “Lipstick Stains” was the title track, meaning of course that this was also the name of the ‘album.’ The only other song I can remember from it was entitled, as nearly as I can recall, “Loose Women, Bad Transmissions, & Too Much Cheap Booze.”
The packaging, or artwork, was very unsophisticated & simple, so it may have been produced by a small, independent label, possibly a regional one. I am from Mississippi, & my friend from Texas via Louisiana. If you are a walking encyclopedia of country music, or know someone older who is such, I would really appreciate the answer to this. If anybody actually has this recording, please respond. It was neither Willie Nelson, nor Jason Morphew; the only two guesses I’ve had so far.