Lipstick Answers

When I was in high school I was extremely active in theater, I was cast in every play, I participated in every musical, I designed sets, painted sets, designed & sold T-shirts- you name it- I did it.
My high school’s theater program became my identity. I did not associate with anyone outside of the performing arts hallway & I had felt as though I was “safe” in this realm (so to speak).
Our Theater Director was a 40 something woman who had battled anorexia & had become an exercises bulimic. She always dressed somewhat flashy / trashy & she divorced her husband my freshman year. My Junior year, she had started dating a 27 year old man (fresh out of the Navy). And she quickly allowed him to be our “sound guy”.
He was one of those men that you might look at & think he is attractive, but then he speaks & there is a definite “creep factor”. All of the girls picked up on this & none of my friends, nor I spoke to him & I would even say we went out of our way to avoid him.
During the end of my Junior year my Show Choir had a performance somewhere & my girlfriends & I put on our super red lipstick & went around kissing the windshields of our friends cars. (I know, its super gross to think we actually did this, but we were 17 years old & stupid)
ANYWAY,
some of the girls had kissed the director’s boyfriends car.
Everyone laughed & we all went on with the show.
The next day I was called into my directors office & with tears in her eyes she accused me of trying to “Steal” her boyfriend from her. I will never forget her telling me that I needed to think of the image I was portraying to others & that i needed to watch how i dressed & talked.
* * I was a theater geek for crying out loud!* *
I tried explaining to her that other girls were doing it & without selling them out I just tried to settle the situation by saying it was disrespectful & I was sorry.
That was my junior year, & my senior year she never cast me in another show or accepted any of my help or designs. I was so disheartened that I withdrew my application sin the college theater programs I had planned on because I felt that she would not give me a fair referral.
I never said anything to my parents then because I felt as they maybe I did do something inappropriate & that maybe I deserved this… ? I just told them that my interest in theater had died.
I ended up telling my parents about it after graduation because the director actually wrote my friend a letter expressing how proud she was of her & being so upstanding as to not “tempt another’s mate” like I had.
It really hurt me… & it still hurts me to this day.
I know that I didn’t do anything wrong & I cannot let go of this sadness & anger toward her. Does anyone have any advice on how to move past this? I have thought about writing her a letter- but I don’t want to appear unstable.

I’m an 19 year old cross dresser & i have just started cross dressing part time in the privacy of my home. I’m trying to hide my cross dressing activities from my parents because they are strong homophobics. Everytime when i wear womens dresses & skirts & heels & a wig i usually apply makeup onto my face to make myself more beautiful & lipstick on my lips. The question is, how do i wash them off completely so my parents wouldn’t notice that i was wearing make up ?? Can anyone please help me out ? I don’t want them finding out about my alter ego.

I’ve had lipstick on my wall for 6 months & when I tried to remove it, it has dyed the wall & is stuck in the pores of the concrete. Ive tried sprays & magic eraser but I’m just taking the paint off the concrete wall, & the dye is remaining. Nothing Ive tried can get the dye off. Any ideas?

I hate to have to throw them out,there practically brand new.

Hi!
My lip gloss exploded in my bag. I don’t know how it happened but somehow it squirted out & the stain got on my purse which was also in my bag. My purse is a white guess purse & the brown lip gloss is very visible!
Im afraid to just put the purse in the washing machine b/c the stones might come off.
nd p.s. Its a purse not a handbag for those who dont know.

A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man’s clothes were stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
And a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper & began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest & asked, “Say Father,
What causes arthritis?”
The priest replies, “My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap,
Wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
Around with prostitutes & lack of a bath.”
The drunk muttered in response “Well, I’ll be damned,” then returned to his
paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man & apologized;
“I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
Arthritis?”
The drunk answered, “I don’t have it, Father………
I was just reading here that the Pope does.”
Society & Culture > Religion & Spirituality
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
hehehehe…thanks Ma’am.

NOTE: When I say “girly girl,” I don’t mean being “sassy” or whatever. What I want is to be like a “lady.”
To begin with, I’ve been a tomboy since who knows when. Now it doesn’t mean I wear masculine clothes or that I’m oriented towards my fellow girls- I’m just not like that. I simply act rough for a girl.
I don’t have grace when I walk. Heck, my posture is so wrong. I’m way too feisty to the point that I like punching boys who annoy me. I hate make-up even if I was just to wear foundation or a simple dab of lipstick. I ONLY wear a typical t-shirt or simple blouse & jeans when going outside. I like riding the bicycle when I was young. (And to be honest, my childhood neighbors were all boys, even my little sibling.) I hate pink, dolls, shiny things, Twilight, & most of all, having my picture taken. Most of my things are unisexual. And I don’t tie my hair (I just wear an annoying headband).
I don’t groom myself that much. The only grooming I do is: brushing my teeth twice a day (can’t do it thrice because of school); & taking a warm shower once a day. And when I take a bath, it usually takes me 15 minutes. I shampoo my hair twice a week & simply wash my body with ordinary soap then rinse it with water. I don’t wash my face. The only time my face gets cleaned is when I let my face come into contact with water when I take a bath. My hair reaches to my shoulder & no matter how much I try to comb it, people still say it’s messy.
My hobby pretty much includes surfing the net & lurking at who knows where & reading mangas (Japanese comics). I’m pretty much of an inside person (the only time when I was pretty much active outdoors was when I still had my bike). I barely go out to shop or eat outside. And when I do, it’s always with my family. My mom’s strict & she won’t allow me to go to a nearby mall, even if I was to go with my friends who just happen to be the most trustworthy people in my class.
Despite my tomboyish attitude, I actually like girly stuff (e.g., dressing up). The only reason why I don’t dress up is because I’ve always been used to wearing a t-shirt & jeans. If I were to dress up, I’d feel so weird & new to myself as if I’m an emo baking gingerbread men. On top of that, I really want to be a girl, especially after hearing my friends say that I could actually be beautiful if I just fix myself.
(Oh & just so you want to know, I’m an incoming junior in my high school.)
Now that the school’s over & summer’s already here in my place, I’d like to start about on being a girl once & for all, but sadly, I don’t know where to start. Any help, guys? Advice please? Recommend some guides, perhaps? And maybe some inspiration?
I’m going to need all the help I could get. Please & thank you.

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there & you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note – just grab one at random & hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon & waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband & children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars & trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright & pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them & talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who’s bad & will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers & man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments – especially wind instruments & accordions – can be played without moving the fingers.
28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

I am a I am a diehard Batman fan for a loooong time & I can already see some very bad reviews for this film. I am not going to base my opions but comparing it to 1989’s Batman, but instead use the comics as a reference…The make up is done horribly. Very unprofessional…The director wanted to stay true to the comics, which I applaud. He obviously stayed true by implementing Joe Chill & Ra’s Al Ghul in the first film, but let’s carry on that little tradition…The Joker’s “make-up” was never that horrid looking, & the chlorine green hair? No way. Let’s dive into The Joker’s history shall we [This is all DC comics cannon by the way]…The Joker was originally a failing stand up comedian with a pregnant wife who turned to petty crime to support them under the guise of The Red Hood…during one of his burglaries, he is confronted by Batman & falls into a vat of chemicals, bleaching ALL his skin (not just his face), dying his hair a dark emerald green (not a dingy chlorine blonde green), stained his lips which were also convulted into a hideous permanent grin a ruby red color. It looks like a badly made fan film. It looks like he smeared red lipstick on his face. Personally I would’ve gotten Adrian Brody to play the Joker….Heath Ledger is too short & stocky….The Joker is tall & lanky, much like Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow. Christopher Nolan has done a fantastic job with the portrayal of all the Batman characters but I’m going to have to disagree with his choices he’s made with The Joker. Even his choice with Harvey-Dent/Two-Face looks phenomenal. Nolan did say that he wanted to show the deranged serial killer with eyes filled with hatred, insanity, & contempt, which Ledger is capable of. Maybe it’s just the limited views in the trailer, but The Joker himself seems a bit too serious. I just hope Ledger’s acting can make up for the make-up. Any thoughts on this?

So… what’s Grell’s gender…? In the first few chapters of the manga where it shows up, it’s dressed as a man. But when Grell takes off this outfit, I can’t tell. And the translations (or something…) aren’t helping.
Lines that prove female:
I’m an actress~
Because isn’t it embarrassing to appear before a handsome guy without makeup?
Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red.
I even worked without makeup or dressing up!
You aimed at my face on purpose! That’s the place which young girls like me are most concerned about!
I want you to lick my shoes clean!
It’s like the tragic love story of Romeo & Juliet (talking about him/herself & Sebastien)
If I have your child, I will definitely give birth to it!
Lines that prove male:
I’ve been captivated by a woman. (But considering that Grell also obviously has a thing for Sebastien, that’s not much proof…)
Like you, I also want a child, but I can’t have my wish fulfilled since I’m a guy.
Hurry up & finish him! (Said by Ciel)
Can you please stop? It’s disgusting. Biologically, it will not be possible for you to bear my child. (Sebastien to Grell)

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day in Belfast & sat down beside a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick & he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.
He opened his newspaper & started reading—a couple of minutes later he asked the priest, “Father what causes arthritis”?
“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol & contempt for your fellow man”.
“Well I’ll be damned”, the drunk muttered & returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man & apologised.
“I’m sorry son, I didn’t mean to come on so strong— how long have you had arthritis”?
“I don’t, father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has arthritis “

Here is a copy/paste of an article from blogspot.com…
“(From Blogspot:)
Saturday, September 13
Clarion Fund Puts Lipstick on Terrorism Pig Documentary
Who is the “Clarion Fund” & why is it paying for placing 28 million copies of “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West” DVD’s in swing state newspapers?
The Clarion Fund, who’s website only identifies the group as “a 501(c)(3) organization. We are independent & do not accept funding from the U.S. Government, political institutions, or foreign organizations.” It does not identify who it’s board of directors are, but says it’s “mission is to educate Americans about issues of national security.” Their focus “is on the most urgent threat of radical Islam. By utilizing the following three mediums, Clarion Fund is helping Americans understand that the mainstream media is not adequately conveying the reality of radical Islam.”
Through some web digging, I was able to identify three players, Raphael Shore who is a Canadian citizen who is the producer/co-writer of the film & founder of the Clarion Fund, Wayne Kopping, a South African national, the director & co-writer & Gregory Ross, who is the communications director of this New York based non-profit group. Ross was “originally from Los Angeles & have lived overseas for many years. I moved back to LA from New York after 9-11, & a stint on Wall Street, & started working in the Hollywood Entertainment community.” Ross does not disclose how the film was produced, but is quoted as saying “The film was financed by a concerned citizen who has a long standing relationship with our organization. The cost was under $500k & it took over a year to complete.” Something about this group doesn’t pass the smell test, particularly when no information is available about its donors & board of directors.
Maybe most concerning about this film is that, according to Ross “I know that the U.S. Department of the Navy uses the film & that it has also been shown on Capitol Hill on many occasions in order to education politicians. We have also screened it at countless universities & colleges. However we are unsure as to if it is being used in their curriculums � we certainly hope it is.”
By law, 501(c)(3) organizations are not permitted to engage in political activity, endorse or oppose political candidates, or donate money or time to political campaigns, so it was surprising to learn that there was an article on the group’s new Web site, www.radicalislam.org, that backed Republican presidential candidate John McCain. The article discussed both candidates & concludes:
“McCain’s policies seek to confront radical Islamic extremism & terrorism & roll it back while [Barack] Obama’s, although intending to do the same, could in fact make the situation facing the West even worse.”
According to Clarion Fund director of communications Gregory Ross, the article “crossed the line” & was removed.
Gregory Ross also said in an interview with Frontpage magazine, a right-wing online publication, “we are just a few weeks from completing our next documentary, �The Third Jihad� – though it is not a sequel. This new film will take a look at radical Islam�s activities here in the U.S. We should be releasing the film in early October. So stay tuned.”
Stay tuned indeed, as this group tries to scare voters with their own form of psychological terrorism.
Posted by Gark at Saturday, September 13, 2008
Labels: Clarion Fund, Dirty Politics ”
Regarding “The 3rd Jihad”,I have to wonder how this group could possibly know about “radical Islam’s” activities in the U.S., in that all such information is classified with a high-level security rating (don’t ask me how I know), & no one outside of the White House is being told anything. Hmmm…
Well, if you do get this, consider the source before you make judgements as to whether or not it’s just another piece of propaganda from the Conservative party.

I am going to get my hair dyed from dark brown to dirty blond. I’ve never done that before so i wanted to know what color clothes would look good with pale skin & dirty blond hair, & also what makeup (i don’t want to look trashy). Especially what color lipsticks & eyeshadows. please help!!

My 2 1/2 year old daughter wanted to put on makeup like mommy, & decided she’d put my lipstick on by herself! But now, she has this color stuck on her cheeks & chin & I can’t get it off! We’ve tried soap, but I just have to be careful with her little sensitive skin.
Any suggestions?? I dont have any makeup remover or I would try that.. if you can come up with something to take it off of her without irritating her skin that would be greatly appreciated!!
Thanks

According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem: A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick & would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozen of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them & the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom & met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all theese lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dip it in the toilet, & cleaned the mirrors with it.
Since then, no more lip prints on the mirrors!
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Q1any of the fine thread-like strands growing form the skin of mammals & other animals.
Q2a thick liquid preparation applied to the skin as a medicine or scosmetic.
Q3To put powder,lipstick,etc on the face to make it more attractive or to prepare it for an appearance in the theatre,on television,etc

More Cute Kid Sayings…
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick & started to leave, the little one said, “But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!” I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye…
2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, & I told him, 62. My grand son was quiet for a moment, & then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”
3. After putting her grandchi ldren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks & a droopy blouse & proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more & more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head & stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?”
4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you & God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo & I said, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.
6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”
7. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something & ask what color it was. She would tell=2 0me & was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!”
8. When my grandson Billy & I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”
9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
10. A second grader came home from school & said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said, “how do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ & add ‘es’.”
11. Children’s Logic: “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked. “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. ‘It means carrying a child.”
12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”
13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, & when we want her, we just go get her….. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport..”
14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
15.. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, & they blame their dog.

Can anyone suggest allergy free lipsticks that she can apply ? Can anyone help in this regard ?

Things to learn from the movies:
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there & you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. There is never any dust or lint in the ventilation ducts.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition – even if you haven’t been carrying any before now.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.
2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7) If you are blonde & pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest & hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers & man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
12) It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.
14) You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris .
17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”
21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
27) A car door is perfect to shield yourself from bullets.