Lipstick Answers

I always wear cargo pants, hiking boots, a political t-shirt, red lipstick & a button covered cap. The consequence is that I look rather boring. I can’t wear tight clothing because it’s uncomfortable, I can’t wear silk, wool, fur or leather because I’m vegan & I can’t buy new shoes because shoes tend to be either nonvegan, sweatshop made or expensive. I like to wear the t-shirts & buttons because it helps me engage in conversations with the people who see & comment on them & open some peoples minds to issuess. So, I’m not getting rid of them. Do you have any advice on accessories that would jazz up outfit?

my lips are naturally like pink, but i have tan skin. i think it looks AWEFUL. the things i do to make my looks more red is sipping red gatorade & like biting my lips a little with it. im a dude so please dont recommend lipstick or anything like that. i also noticed that whenever i just eat anything, my lips turn redder. & chili peppers also kinda work. PLZ I REALLY WANT SOME GOOD ADVICE ON WHAT METHODS I COULD USE TO MAKE MY LIPS LOOK REDDER ANY TIME I WANT , CUZ SOMETIMES IM IN SITUATIONS WERE I CANT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM REDDER PLZ ANY ADVICE WILL DO , THANX

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you still move you lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, & dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

I really wanna feel beautiful i am not that bad i would love some tips on how to take care of skin,eyes,hair etc. i am not allowed to wear makeup except lipgloss lipstick & blush

Overall, would you say lighter or darker skin can work better with various eyeshadow or lipstick colors? which one & why?

l am 17 & l’ve got such a baby face & l am always self conscious about when l go job interviews because l look young & they want to hire someone who looks older & l am quite small, too (5ft) & l just feel self conscious! l wear a bit of red lipstick but l can’t wear eyeliner because my eyes water alot & l also wear green benches glasses.
l have pictures provided on My Profile so l was wondering on some tips & recommendations on what l could do?! l would love to look more older then l actually am.
Thanks.
ox-

Went 2 the drugstore today & bought red Splat hair dye & put a little of it on one leg. Looks great so far. Has not faded yet. The Halloween party is tomorrow so I plan to paint my whole body tomorrow morning with 2 coats of the dye so that it stays on all day. Won’t put any on my face, I’ll just paint my face with Cherry Color Stay lipstick & a sealant. That should keep me all red for the length of the party. Hopefully I can get this stuff off on Sunday so that I can go to work Monday morning & be my normal color. If I have a little reddish tint,that’s ok. I’ll tell them that I went to a Halloween party & the makeup stained me a little.

Summer Days. . .
A story of friendship & endless summer
By: MICD productions
West Side Airport
Manhattan, New York
Terminal 63 Floor 5
June 19
8:19 a.m.
Adriana Davis sat patiently on her Louis Vouttion luggage with a copy of Allure on her lap. Flipping through the gossiping section about Brittany Spears, she sipped her mocha latte from the Star bucks in the food court. It was almost the end of June & she & her best friends, Amber, Tina, & Cali, were headed off to beautiful Black Point, Hawaii for spring break. Adriana could just picture it now. Stepping out of midnight black limo onto a red velvet rug outside of a five star hotel. Young hotel bellhops offering her non-alcoholic beverages. As orange orchids waved in the breeze in tan stucco boxes with ivy plants cascading out them. Walking through the golden spinning door into a beautiful lobby. Lots of other -soon to be-graduates & adults would be there waiting to be check in. Admiring the beautiful stained glass windows & new age paintings on the walls. A bronze chandelier with teardrop shaped bulbs flickers over head. It was perfect.
Adriana was a beautiful girl with wavy summer brown hair with light blonde streaks & been lucky enough to have been born with pool water color eyes. Its actually looks as if you could actually dive into them. Amber is a skinny tanned girl with very dark -almost black- hair & cat shaped, bright green eyes. She loves it when people say she looks like an innocent kitten. Tina is an Asian beauty. She has light skin but glossy black hair & light almond colored eyes. Cali is the most boy crazy one of the girls. Her shoulder length blonde hair & dark brown eyes always are getting compliments.
Adriana checked her icy blue T-Mobile Sidekick for e-mails or IM’s. None. She wondered where her friends were. When she heard some girls yelling “Adriana,” she turned around to see her friends running towards her with over stuffed suitcases. Tina was in the new Emilie Coach Sandals trailing behind the other girls with a Cinnabon bag in her hand. Adriana could smell the warm, freshly baked cinnamon buns from far away. Yum. When everyone was caught up, they all gave each other a group hug.
“Our plane leaves in 10 minutes. What do you wanna do?” Tina asked. Cali bent over & struggled with the zipper on her Prada Messenger Bag & took out a misty green iPod nano & her white iHome. “We could listen to my new iPod if you want. I got two days ago.” “Cool! Lemme see!” Amber took the iPod out of Cali’s manicured hands & flicked it on. The screen went snow white & amber vigorously searched for her favorite song; Makes me Wonder by Maroon 5. Her father used to manage all kinds of unsigned artists & once, before Maroon 5 was a real famous band, she met them.
The thumping beat of the song started playing once docked in the iHome & all four girls sat down & discussed plans for while in Hawaii.
“Well, I heard from some people at school that there’s going to be an Earth Fest,” Tina said excitedly.
“A What?” the other girls asked.
“An Earth Fest. You know, like a free concert.” She explained.
Tina was overly obsessed with any type of music. Especially pop & rock. Her blinding smile was shown & her dancing almond colored eyes flickered with happiness.
“That’s cool! We should go!” Cali said in a very overjoyed voice.
“ Yeah! It would be fun,” Adriana said.
“Who’s going to be there?” Amber asked.
“+44, John Mayer, The Academy Is…, Matt Kearney, Avril Lavigne, & Daughtry.” Tina answered.
“OHMIGOD!! +44 & The Academy is..?! I LOVE them!” Adriana practically yelled.
“I like all of them! Except, I’ve never heard of Matt Kearney.” Amber said.
The next song came on. It was Golden by Fall Out Boy.
“Matt Kearney is kind’ of pop rockish & really cool. We can listen to him on the plane.”
The girls began to sing along to Golden.
And I saw god crying the reflection of my enemies
And all the lovers with no time for me
And all the mothers raise their babies
Just stay away from me….
“Flight 168 to Black Point, Hawaii now boarding,” a mans voice said over the intercom. It echoed down the long spiral hall as people began to get up & throw coffee cups & magazines away to board the plane.
All the girls got up & gathered there things & Cali shut off her iPod. She popped it in her bag & trailed behind the other girls. The Dark colored woman outside of the plane held her hand out for the flight tickets & when she punched them through the silver ticket machine, the group made there way down the long hallway into the plane.
West Point Airlines
Flight 168
Seats: 13a, 13,b & 13c
11:05 am
Amber, Tina & Cali sat in there tall leather seats as their waitress, Gisele, brought them there Mexican Iced Teas. Adriana, had a seat that was far away from the other girls. Even though she loved her friends, she liked a little quiet. Besides, she had the whole row to herself. She began to watch Step Up on the TV screen near her when she got an IM form xohugsandkisses1354(A.K.A. Cali) She signed on her screen name (MiSSADRiANAx44) & began typing on her T Mobile Sidekick
xohugsandkisses1354: want me to move bak near u?
MiSSADRiANAX44: No. that’s ok. I have to write to Sean anyways. Something that I don’t want other people to know. Srry
xohugsandkisses1354: oh. M’kay. Ttys xoxo
xohugsandkisses1354 has signed off at 11:12 am
Adriana sat deeply in her seat as she began to type her message to Sean; her one true boyfriend. He had brown curly hair & a perfect face. And beautiful blazing blue; true eyes. She could always see the hurt in his eyes when he was sad. He was the all- star lacrosse player & the East Side Eagles were going to the championships! They have been together since the beginning of the year & now that it was May, they were officially lovebirds.
She really wanted him to come on the trip with her but, he had to stay for his mothers birthday trip to Mexico. At-least he would come back tanned. Just then, she received a text message from Amber (A.K.A. LilBballgirl19706)
LilBballgirl19706: Hi
MiSSADRiANAX44: Hey
LilBballgirl19706: I cant b live ur sitting by your self. R u SURRE u don’t want me 2 come back there? Or anyone of us?
MiSSADRiANAX44: yes….I’m fine
LilBballgirl19706: r u surre?
MiSSADRiANAX44: YEA!! IM SURE! Sry 4 yelling but, u guys keep asking me & I’m just fine
LilBballgirl19706: kk. srry
MiSSADRiANAX44: I forgive you J
LilBballgirl19706: hehe. R u missing sean?
MiSSADRiANAX44: Hell yEA
LilBballgirl19706: haha! Wonder how Cancun is going 4 him
MiSSADRiANAX44: me too. I’m gonna call him & ask/
LilBballgirl19706: k. ttyl xoxoxox
MiSSADRiANAX44: J
MiSSADRiANAX44 has signed off at 11:16
Adriana snapped her sidekick shut & stuffed it in her Burberry purse & began to dug through the disaster of a purse she had to find her cell phone. She flipped down the small, light gray table hanging off the back of the seat in front of her & place the purse there. She had just gotten it three days before & already, the $495 purse had been reduce to a teenager wasteland. She dug through her iPod, two mini crossword puzzles, 4 lip gloss tubes, two eyeliner crayons, three tubes of mascara, 3 tubes of lipstick, her sidekick, two packages of Orbit Gum (Tropical Citrus & Bubblemint), three old photos of her dog Selena, her silver Sony Cyber shot DSCW55 7.2MP Digital Camera, chewed up pencils, her Dooney & Bourke bubble wristlet credit card wallet (with 5 Platinum credit cards & $687.58 in cash) makeup remover, tissues & her car keys (which she didn’t need this week). She finally pulled out her phone from that bottomless pit of a bag & flicked it open. The bright blue light blinded her for a moment then she pressed ‘4’ (Sean was speed dial4 because of 4 letters in his name). And the phone began to ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
“Hey. You’ve Reached Sean-o. Leave me a message. I’ll get back to you later.” It was the answering machine. So, Adriana left a message.
“Hey Sean. Its Adriana & I just wanted to see how Mexico is. So, text me later or call back. Alright, I love you. Bye.” & she snapped the phone shut.
She woke up to the sound of her T Mobile Sidekick ringing. She had fallen asleep. When she saw the time of the 3” by 2” screen, she’d realized she’d only fallen asleep for five minutes. Man, the pillows were comfy. It wasn’t a phone call. It was a text Message. From Sean. Adriana got excited & signed on quickly. She realized he had sent it to her two minutes ago. He’d signed off already. But, she read the message anyways. Sean(A.K.A. Lacrosseboi13998)
Lacrosseboi13998: Hey Girl. Listen I just don’t think we should see each other anymore. Christina Lillian…she….she stole my heart. I’m sorry. I know you’d never wanna b friends now but, I hope we can be. I cant, just CANT, go out with you anymore. Ok. G2g. Mom wants go go get seaglass on the beahc. Bye.
Lacrosseboi13998 has signed off at 11:21 am
A little mascar tear fell off her eye & right onto the keyboard of the Sidekick. She closed it & it away in her Burberry bag & more tears started to come. But, she held them down. Crying on planes wasn’t right. At that moment, Adriana didn’t even want the plane to land in Hawaii- she wanted to go home & forget about the whole stupid vacation.Black Point Airport
Black Point, Hawaii
5:44 pm
As the plane touched the cement on the Hawaiian airport, Adriana wans’t very excited. The fact ther her boy friend had just dumped her….put out her flame for her entire trip. Ashley Lillian? She thought as she grabbed her Prada duffel & her Burberry purse. Wow. What a total looser. Once she had all of her things she began, slowly, to make her way out of the plane. The image of Ashley Lillian, popped into her head. The Red curly hair the powerful blue eyes, her skinny freckled legs & arms & neon pink braces gave her a frightful image. She immediately stopped thinking about it.
When she stepped into the marble floors of the Black Point Airport, she was in heaven. Even though her boyfriend had just dumped her, she had forgotten about it for a minute. She looked around.

this is what i do ether it looks to cakey or doest cover my skin well like i want too more that it doest cover well
first i mix rimmel fix & perfect with sun-lotion cuz im fair skin tone
i put 4 dots on my face 3 on my forehead two on my cheeks i blend/rub it in even on my nose
2 i put on rimmel stay matte
3 i put Maybelle pure makeup mix with sunscreen again cuz they did not have the fair color & then apply with hands
4 apply a mineral foundation in fair
then cover girl buff beige
then a peach lipstick under my eyes then my conceal
5 then i put Maybelle dream matte powder in fair
then my eye makeup
that don’t cover my face engoth plz help put a routine below for me thanks

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, & neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules & pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”
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He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around & smacked him…
Like his Mother used to do.
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick & he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper & started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ”Father, what causes arthritis?”
”Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, & contempt for your fellow man,” the priest replied. ”Imagine that,” the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man & apologized: ”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?” ”I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said, ”but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.”

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids & said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air & got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping & went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love & broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies & sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean & Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach & people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu & says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … & I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train & two buses just to get on the *****’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter & a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell & made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach & Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, & gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame & hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s & by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow & made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders & drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in & didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on & came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat & stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

A very popular scotsman dies in glasgow & his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper & says
“I’d like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband” The man at the desk says “OK, how much money dae ye have?”
The old woman replies “£5″ to which the man says “You wont get many words for that but write something & we’ll see if it’s ok” so the old woman writes something & hands it over the counter & the man reads “Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid”
He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement & encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders & then adds a few more words & hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads “Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale”
Jock was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.
He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, & a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper & began reading. Then he asked the priest,
“Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Well my son, it’s the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky & a contempt for your fellow man.”
“Well I’ll be damned!” Jock muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does.

A very popular scotsman dies in glasgow & his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper & says
“I’d like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband” The man at the desk says “OK, how much money dae ye have?”
The old woman replies “£5″ to which the man says “You wont get many words for that but write something & we’ll see if it’s ok” so the old woman writes something & hands it over the counter & the man reads “Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid”
He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement & encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders & then adds a few more words & hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads “Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale”
Jock was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.
He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, & a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper & began reading. Then he asked the priest,
“Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Well my son, it’s the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky & a contempt for your fellow man.”
“Well I’ll be damned!” Jock muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does.

First in the morning i prep. my makeup with some moisturisor & spot stick, ofcourse this is after cleansing & toning my skin.
Next i apply a foundation primer, which is green to reduce redness & puffyness of skin
then i apply a thick concealor to blemishes, but blending well
after this i use my foundation, blending carefully with a brush & touching up with a sponge
after my foundation i apply highlighter to the bridge of my nose to make it look narrower, around my eyes to make me look wide awake, & on my cheek bones
then i use a mineral finishing powder over all this, to stop it from wearing off too quickly
then i use a mouse bronzer, & bronzing pearls, sweeping them over my cheeks, forehead, nose & chin
Then it’s eyemakeup- i apply some concealor on my lids as a base, then (usually) i’ll use a black powder eyeshadow, with some black eyeliner, & some turqoise dust for that smoky look. finishing with mascara
then i use vaseline on my lips & a touch on my eyebrows to hold them in place, with some lipstick, & some lipgloss on the plump centre of my lips.
then hair:
i wash it daily with shampoo & conditioner, & apply a split ends damage protect serum & a leave in conditioner spray
then i use heat protection spray, dry my hair with a hair dryer, & apply more heat protection spray to straighten my hair.
i finish with some smoothing serum & shine spritz
i do this with my hair everyday.
but i always wash my hair well to avoid product build up, condition it & protect it from damage. also i remove my makeup the second i get home from school.
is this too much?
i always make sure i don’t look caked in makeup before leaving the house
xxx

. 1.) Two lawyers & their boss go out for lunch & run into a genie.
“If you all give me five dollars each, I’ll grant you one wish.” The genie sighed.
All three lawyers debated & gave the genie fifteen dollars total. The first one goes, “I would like to go to Paradise & never come back.” He was gone.
“Wow, that was some serious stuff,” said the other two.
The second lawyer goes & wishes for a beautiful wife & unlimited money in Paradise.
The boss looks at his watch & says to the genie, “I want them both back by 3:30.”
2.)Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.
3.)Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around & barked, “Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!” The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled & said, “You see, it pays to be bilingual!”
4.)A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, & then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.
5.) On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
“Look what I’ve done, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
“That’s surely something’, Willard. How long it take you?”
“Only two weeks.”
“Never done a puzzle myself,” Jess said. “Is two weeks fast?”
“Darn tooting’,” Willard said. “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two to four years.’”
6.)According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick & would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom & met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how! difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet & then cleaned the mirror.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.
Hope you like them

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it & found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.’
The woman freed the frog, & the frog said,
‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!’ The woman
said, ‘That’s okay.’
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman & he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM-
she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. ‘
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his & what’s
his is mine.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!
The
frog then inquired about her third wish, & she answered, ‘I’d like to have a
mild heart attack.’
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t
mess with them.
Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here & continue
feeling good!
Male
readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times
‘milder’ than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart .
Let them continue to think that way & just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman & are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
“What was the name of the Instructor?” asked the neighbor.
“Oh, ummmm, let’s see,” the old man pondered. “You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s that flower’s name?”
“A rose?” asked the neighbor.
“Yes, that’s it,” replied the old man. He then turned toward his house & shouted, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?”
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According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick & would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them & the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom & met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, & cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, & then there are educators
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter & said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur & bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
“You’ll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, & he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
“This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s & has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft-type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,

does not matter where, school, shopping,friends, “anyway”…to be showered or to have your make-up on? Clean or made-up? For me, it is both, but for some it is a personal thing whether to leave the house without a shower or their lipstick on…

I am totally throwing out all of my make up collection & starting over again as i need new makeup.i want to try new brands/products as i was unhappy with a lot of the products in my old collection.I need the following things:
Mascara- I have long eyelashes already so im not looking for one thats really lengthening. The most important thing i look for in my mascara is that it doesn’t clump & one that i don’t need to put heaps of coats on to get a nice finish.
Eyeshadow – I have brown eyes so i want colors that suit brown eyes. i love neutrals & chocolates/espressos/browns shades & id like eyeshadow that isnt too shimmery, more matte as im wearing it during the day.
Liquid eyeliner- Ive never used liquid eyeliner but i want to start using it so it has to be easy for a beginner to use. I want one with a matte finish that is easy to apply & does not fade or run. In a black shade.
Pencil eyeliner- Either retractable or normal, it doesn’t worry me. I want two, one in a black shade & one in a brown shade. I want one that doesn’t smudge easily & i don’t have to keep reapplying during the day but one that i can blend into my lash line.
Foundation- Can be liquid, powder, mineral, i don’t care what. I want one that gives my skin a clean, natural, fresh look & that is not too heavy on my skin or will clog my pores
Lip colour- Either gloss , stain or lipstick. I want two, one in a berry shade & one in a nude shade. I want one that doesn’t run & doesn’t feel too heavy.
I live in Australia so i want brands that are available here or globally, such as Maybelline, Covergirl, Revlon, Max Factor etc. I also don’t want to spend more than $35 dollars per item. So any suggestions of products i can get?
Thanks in advance.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell….she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull & a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde & a Mercedes?
A: You don’t lend the Merc out to your friend.
Q: What do a bowling ball & a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn’t want to waken the sleeping pills.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
Q: Why did a blonde climb over a glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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A brunette was jumping up & down on a set of railroad tracks saying, “21,21,21.” A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up & down on the tracks & repeated what the brunette was saying. The brunette heard a train whistle & jumped off of the tracks. The blonde kept jumping & saying, “21,21,21.” The train ran over the blonde. When the train ended, the brunette jumped back on the tracks & started saying, “22,22,22.”
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A blonde, brunette, & redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, ” I was going through my daughters drawers, & I found a bottle of beer. I can’t believe my daughter drinks.”
Then the brunette says, ” well I was cleaning my daughters room, & I found a pack of cigarettes. I can’t believe my daughter smokes.”
Then the blonde says, ” I was making my daughters bed, & I found a condom. I can’t believe my daughter has a penis.
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(this is not a blonde joke now)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early & left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it & found a brand new bathroom scale.
****enjoy!! plz star if you want too hear more*****

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