Lipstick Answers

Went 2 the drugstore today & bought red Splat hair dye & put a little of it on one leg. Looks great so far. Has not faded yet. The Halloween party is tomorrow so I plan to paint my whole body tomorrow morning with 2 coats of the dye so that it stays on all day. Won’t put any on my face, I’ll just paint my face with Cherry Color Stay lipstick & a sealant. That should keep me all red for the length of the party. Hopefully I can get this stuff off on Sunday so that I can go to work Monday morning & be my normal color. If I have a little reddish tint,that’s ok. I’ll tell them that I went to a Halloween party & the makeup stained me a little.

OK. I work in strategical marketing & events planning. It’s office based mainly so i spend a lot of time within the office. I had a proposal for my boss & was told to wait for a while in his room while he sorted out something in another department. It seemed like forever so i gave my fiancee a call & we started chatting. I can see him coming a mile away so i thought it would be safe. I started making jokes about wanting to kill my boss & then my fiancee & her high heels, lipstick & various scenarios. Suddenly my boss came & i hung up the phone. On his return he flipped his computer round & he was chatting with his wife via skype. She could hear everything in the room. He gave me the day off & i heard he made someone else start his car. What should i do?
This is serious.

Is the potential VP really saying that all that seperates her from being an animal is the application of some illusory lipgloss? Watch out America, you might recover from the last 8 years of having a rat in the Whitehouse but do you really want to replace him with a dog? or even a bi*ch