Lipstick Answers

I’m dressing up as a catholic school girl for my boyfriend. My boyfriend doesn’t like curly hair,red lipstick, & he prefers my hair down instead of up. All of the things he doesn’t like I do like. I want to pull my hair back with a pencil & then let my hair down. I want to wear ruby red lipstick & put some curls in my hair…does anyone have any advice?

I love bright colors to make my eyes pop,and dark to give a mysterious look.I like black mascara better than brown,because black just gives my eyes a quality about them I like.I like pink lipstick & lip gloss,but I also lip stuff that has a red color or tint to it.I don’t really like eyeliner because it make my eyes look really dark,and takes away from my face.Even when I apply a thin line I have a dark look to my eyes!I use powder to give a smooth look to my skin,because I never really liked the pink in my cheeks.Before you give your opinion,I have light skin.My mom says I only have a little color,but if was not for that color my skin would be ivory.I have light brown hair that has blonde streaks in it naturally,and my eyes are light brown.

I am a I am a diehard Batman fan for a loooong time & I can already see some very bad reviews for this film. I am not going to base my opions but comparing it to 1989’s Batman, but instead use the comics as a reference…The make up is done horribly. Very unprofessional…The director wanted to stay true to the comics, which I applaud. He obviously stayed true by implementing Joe Chill & Ra’s Al Ghul in the first film, but let’s carry on that little tradition…The Joker’s “make-up” was never that horrid looking, & the chlorine green hair? No way. Let’s dive into The Joker’s history shall we [This is all DC comics cannon by the way]…The Joker was originally a failing stand up comedian with a pregnant wife who turned to petty crime to support them under the guise of The Red Hood…during one of his burglaries, he is confronted by Batman & falls into a vat of chemicals, bleaching ALL his skin (not just his face), dying his hair a dark emerald green (not a dingy chlorine blonde green), stained his lips which were also convulted into a hideous permanent grin a ruby red color. It looks like a badly made fan film. It looks like he smeared red lipstick on his face. Personally I would’ve gotten Adrian Brody to play the Joker….Heath Ledger is too short & stocky….The Joker is tall & lanky, much like Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow. Christopher Nolan has done a fantastic job with the portrayal of all the Batman characters but I’m going to have to disagree with his choices he’s made with The Joker. Even his choice with Harvey-Dent/Two-Face looks phenomenal. Nolan did say that he wanted to show the deranged serial killer with eyes filled with hatred, insanity, & contempt, which Ledger is capable of. Maybe it’s just the limited views in the trailer, but The Joker himself seems a bit too serious. I just hope Ledger’s acting can make up for the make-up. Any thoughts on this?

This is a survey. WHEN YOU ANSWER PLEASE GIVE DETAILS FOR EACH ANSWER.
AND CAN YOU ANSWER THIS WAY:
FOR EXAMPLE YOU PICK B: (B) FOCUS ON THE MANY PEOPLE WHO TOLD YOU ARE THIN/SKINNY
DON’T JUST PUT THE LETTER
(16) IF your female therapist (who is thin) says to you: (1) “You are the right weight for your size” (2) “You are not overweight or underweight” (3)and the therapists asks “Do you like to be thin because it is ok to be thin” (4) “You are thin not skinny: (5) And the reason I don’t call people thin is BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE INSULTED WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU THINK THEY ARE THIN, THEY SAY WHY DO YOU THINK I AM TOO THIN & Because many times I associate thin as being too skinny, thin usually isn’t in my vocabulary”: (6) “You cannot go by definition of thin but by the person. Let me explain: In other words lets say a girl by the name of Donna is blonde. When you look at the definition it doesn’t say Donna is blonde, it says blonde is a color, same applies to thin. You are thin. I said you are definitely think absolutely thin. I said it about six times. Again you are absolutely & definitely thin. I will repeat it again.” & she repeated it a few more times
(A) Would you accept the fact she thinks you are thin
OR
(B) No you would not
(17 ) Lets say you only saw your best friend for the first 18 years of your life. Then you move & saw her in 1973, 1977, 1985, & 2002 – just for about five minutes in each year. And the rest of the time you just talk on the telephone. Then on January 2008 the following telephone conversation took place: (1) Your best friend tells you while you are speaking on the phone that she is so surprised how the elementary school kids dress & they are more endowed. And that when she was in school she was a size 7 but now she is a size 12; (2) & when you tell her that you are a size 6/8 she said “I thought you would be a size 10 because my mother is a size 12, my mother-in-law is a size 16, my friend Cheryl is a size 10, & another friend is a size 12, my sons girlfriend who is 19 years old is a size 3. I mean you are far from fat but the average woman takes a size 10. However, I don’t remember what you look like all I remember is you wore a pink suit with lipstick that matched, you must be skinny
(A) would you accept the fact she does not remember what you look like & the only reason she said size 10 is because of the women she sees on a day-to-day basis & the size 10 comment was made on the phone & not face-to-face
OR
(B) You don’t agree
(18) Lets say you are on the bus with a friend – you both are thin & she spots a girl on flag outside a Karate school in a bikini. And she said “IF you take Karate you can look like her too”. She clarified YOU as meaning people in general. First you thought she meant you are not thin so you ask her & she said the following: (1) You are on the thin side. Yes you can accept the fact you are thin. (2) “You have a thin face” But you say to her “But I am thin every where” & she replied yes you are (4) She says “I have a friend that is thinner than us” (5) And she also says “No one would ever call you fat“; (5) And you are not anorexic which you are glad about. (6) And you tell her that everyone says I am skinny she replied: “Well it is better than every one telling you that you are fat”
(A) You would accept the fact that she thinks you are thin & she was just making fun of the flag
OR
(B) No you would not accept it
(19) You are at drugstore talking to a clerk (who is fat) you are thin. The female clerk asks you “Did you gain weight. I mean before you were too thin but now you are perfect.” But this bothered you so you wrote a lot of letters to her & called her a lot to clarify. And then the next time you came into the store she tells you the calls & letters must stop. You say “Just tell me do you think I am thin” And she lashes out at you & says “NO, that she is thin” – even though you know she is fat.
(A) Would you tell yourself that the clerk had to say you were not thin because she had to say something nasty to get rid of you because you were pestering her & writing letters to her & the clerk knows you are thin & all she meant was that before you were too thin but you are still thin”
OR
(B) No you do not accept it
(20) You (who is a size 6/8) are at the park with your friend Tom. You are wearing an oversized sweater. He looks at the sweater & says (1) Size 10 body in a size 12 sweater” (2) “I don’t think you are a size 10 all I am trying to do is make a comparison between the body & the sweater. I could have easily said size 50 body in a size 52 sweater, OR a size 100 body in a size 102 sweater.” – Then for some reason you & he lost touch for two years & then bump into one another & you both go grab a cup of coffee. An hour later out of the blue he hands you the following note that he wrote that he swore to himself if he ever ran into you he would give to you:
“You are not extra, extra large, You are not extra large, You are not large, You are not medium & has never been medium,. YOU ARE SMALL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN SMALL. YOU ARE A SIZE 5 AND IF A SIZE 5 IS LARGE THAN YOU ARE A SIZE 1.”
(A) You feel all your friend Tom was doing two years ago was just trying to show the difference between the body & the sweater & Tom does NOT think you are higher than a size 5.
(B) You do not agree
(21) You are with your friend Patricia. She tells you that (1) “I had a dream about the Beatnicks. I dreamt that John & Steve from the group liked us & we hung out with them. However, Steve the one you were with said I only like girls with plump legs & I told Steve you have plump legs & then I woke up” Keep in mind you always wear long skirts. You ask her “do you think my legs are plump” Patricia said “NO I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WAS ONLY A DREAM”
(A) You accept the fact she said she does not think your legs are plump & it was only a dream
OR
(B) NO you don’t accept it
(22) In 1987 you were talking with Bob (your boss) & your friend Nancy. Bob says (1) Nancy you are skinny” (2) But when you ask him if he thinks you are thin – he says no, but knows you are obsessed with weight. Later on you think Bob said to you that he was only kidding. And you Know for a fact that your other bosses always say that you eat to live, we live to eat” Even though you have an excellent memory you cannot remember if it really happened or you imagined the above incident
(A) Do you say to yourself No one would flat out tell someone they are fat unless it was a joke. They might say something like you know you are a little bit overweight or something a bit more polite. The incident could be real because you think Bob told you he was clowning around. Also guys like to annoy girls & play on their sensitivities
OR
(B) You do not agree

1.
I brushed my teeth, sleepily, & rinsed my mouth. I put the brush back in its place, & splashed water on my face & forced my eyes open.
****. Another pimple had developed over night on my forehead. I rubbed the spot, making the pimple red.
Shuddering with the scary thought of the pimple, I left the bathroom, & headed up to my room. I went into my closet, & brought out my outfit of the day: a white semi-transparent cotton shirt, & a pair of black skinny jeans.
I matched it with red lipstick, & eyeliner & long lash mascara. My black bra showed through my lacy white shirt. Perfect! That should get all the hot guys’ attentions.
I went down to breakfast, after finishing the look with a purple Gucci tote. I tossed it on the sofa, & sat down at the dining table, where my step mother, Janice, was buttering a toast. She eyed me disdainfully.
“What are you wearing, Sarah”?” she asked, pointing the butter knife at me.
I looked down at myself. “What’s wrong with it?”
She looked at me as if the answer was the most obvious thing in the whole world. “Your black bra is showing through your white shirt!” she pointed out. “Can you please sober up a bit?”
I rolled my eyes. “Come on, Janice!” I said. “Get with it. This is in the vogue right now.”
Janice took a deep breath. Then she said, “I wish you would stop dressing like a total skank.” The last part came out as a whisper, but I caught it with my sharp ears, anyway.
“And I wish you would stop butting in my life, & keep out.” I tried to keep the words sugar coated, of course, but it was simply impossible to keep the hatred for her off my voice.
She was worse than an evil stepmother you read about in fairy tales. Because she was not exactly evil. She was somewhat annoying, & would never stop advising me about the way I dress. And I could never eat breakfast in peace until I dressed like Virgin Mary.
“You need to listen to Janice,” said my dad.
Did I mention the part where my dad butts in? The only solution now is that I carry my bowl of cereal to the backyard & eat in the company of our dim witted Labrador, Dolce, whom I really have a hard time to keep away from sniffing my bowl. I have to scream really loud at him before he would back off.
Then I picked up the bowl & headed off the backyard as per my usual routine. Kirsten & Mark, my eight year old step siblings were arguing, or rather screaming, about the channel dad had tuned the TV to. Mark yelled in my ear, “HBO!”
“Back off!” I snarled, & exited the room for some peace of mind.
I sat down on the porch steps, & ate my cornflakes. When I was finished, I dumped the bowl in the kitchen sink for the maid to clean it later on.
Then I grabbed my tote & twenty five dollars of allowance of the day. I took my red Mercedes Benz SL-Class keys & went into the garage. The four cars stood in a line.
I got into my Merc, & revved. I nearly hit the lamp post near the house, but I seldom cared, as this is the way I always drive, & have been driving for three years now. Until now, the lamp post has not suffered any kind of injury at all.
I drove to my school – St. Stephen’s Academy. I got a parking spot, & parked my car there.
I hoisted the tote on my shoulder, & walked up the huge stone steps. The school was one of the best in the whole of Miami.
I went over to my locker. The next locker to mine belonged to my best friend, Jessica Masterson. She was there, reading something.
I sneaked over to her, & said in her ear, “Boo!”
As usual, she just gave me her bored look, & told me to stop yelling every time I saw her, because it did not affect her at all.
“What are you reading?” I snatched the paper out of her hands. It was covered in pink little hearts. Sick, I tell you.
Jessica was a lesbian. But thankfully, she never, ever tried anything sexual with me, though I doubt she does not have any feelings about me. Yuck! She knew I was totally heterosexual.
“Ooh!” I teased her. “Love letter!”
The letter was from Sophia Burton, another notorious lesbo. I handed back it back to Jess. I could not read it much, on account the writing was overlapped with pink crayon.
“Thrilling, isn’t it?” Jess said dryly. “God, it was just one kiss. She wants to sleep with me already! Can you please explain me why? She’s not even very good looking!”
I don’t understand the chemistry between homosexuals, so I was the last person to know the reason why Sophia wanted to **** my best friend. Go ask a homosexual, I wanted to say.
“I am throwing a sleepover,” she said, tearing the letter. “It’s on for tonight. Lots of girls. You’re on the top of my list, of course. Don’t worry, most of the girls have their own boyfriends.”
I laughed. “I’ll come – even if it was an all lesbo party. But would have just made it sure that I would be sleeping in another room, of course.”
“So, see ya tonight,” Jess said. “And wear those pink pyjamas, please! I love them.”