Lipstick Answers

Good morning/afternoon Yahoo! Answers community.
What I’m about to ask goes against ever single moral fibre in my body, but I’ve exhausted all my options. I’m thirty-three years old; & I have a fifteen year old son. I had him young, but not by my own decision; I was the victim of a date rape. I decided to keep him. I named him Pacou. It was the name of the street where I was jumped & raped at. Looking back at it, it wasn’t a sensible decision, but it kind of gave me an overwhelming calm sensation at the time. I felt liked I’d let go.
Anyway, Pacou is very….effeminate. Maybe it’s because I was in a wreck for his younger years. It took me years to recover after the rape, so I’d just talk with him; & only him. He was my only friend.
Sometimes I’d make him stay home from school, & we’d play dress up. I’d put make-up on him, lipstick, & we’d sing ABBA together. Even though I’ve developed, I still have those days; & we do the same thing, it just…comforts me.
Pacou isn’t the smartest child, because of all those missed school days, but he needs a good score from College to get into Fashion School. Or he at least wants a high school diploma for when he applies for ‘Project Runway’. I’m not very rich, & I knew the local church offered free tutoring for boys under fifteen. The father there has always been very nice; very loving towards Pacou. He’s a young guy, normally like the type I’d date. Anyway, Pacou was very excited to be tutored. He even demanded that he was tutored by that father.
After the first session, & Pacou came home for dinner, I noticed he wanted to eat on the floor, like the Japanese, on a cushion. He refused to sing, & told me he had indigestion – not to mention he stayed in the shower & used all the hot water all night. His behaviour only got worse. He started scheduling more tutorials, & I even caught him wearing my make-up. Last night, I caught him getting into the shower, & he had scratches on his back! How can that be? He only goes to Church & school! And he’s in the “special” class, & they are constantly monitored!
Then it all came together. The father must be forcing Pacou to do hard labour around the church! They’ve just had a refurbishment, & the gardens are all immaculate! Those scratches were from a rake! Who do I report the priest to, for child labour?

According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem: A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick & would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozen of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them & the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom & met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all theese lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dip it in the toilet, & cleaned the mirrors with it.
Since then, no more lip prints on the mirrors!
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