Lipstick Answers

i have light-medium skin, how to choose the right color for my skin?

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: ‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Jillian’
He stumble to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper, His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks: ‘Son… what happened last night?
‘Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean?
I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
His son replies,,’Oh That!.. Mom dragged you to the Bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone *****, I’m Married!!
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time…….
PRICELESS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company’s Party.
He didn’t even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack then
sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written from his wife in red lipstick with little hearts & a kiss mark on it: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is
delicious breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
“Son…What happened
last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind
You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in
the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, Jack asks his son, “So, why is everything in such
perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, your mother loves me,
breakfast is on the table waiting for me…?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT… Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

I really like to wear black eyeliner with black mascara. I never wear the eyeliner on top, I just line my lower lid. I have hazel eyes & an olive complexion, with long dark brown wavy hair. I don’t ever wear foundation or lipstick/lipgloss or eyeshadow. If I DO wear eyeshadow, it’s just a nude shimmer color. I wear a light blush & then a swipe of powder across my face to reduce shine.
Does this sound like too little, too much or just right??
Also, is there any eyeliner that is like a cream, & you use a brush to apply it..I find those softer & not as harsh, anyone know who makes this & where I could find it?
THANK YOU!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, & a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper & began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest & asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap women, too much alcohol & a contempt for your fellow man!”
“Well, I’ll be damned!” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man & apologized. “I’m very sorry, I shouldn’t have been so unpleasant about it. Tell me, how long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t have it, Father — I was just reading here that the Pope does!”

hi i am an 18 year old girl. i have fair skin, golden dark brown hair, & light golden brown eyes. what color eyeshadow, eyeliner, & lipstick color is best for my complexion? i noticed that green eyeshadow looks good & black eyeliner & dark lipstick, but i dont wanna wear this same combination everyday, you know it’ll get old haha, but anyways what other colors of these will look good for my complexion & hair color, etc.? :]

When I first walked up she look me straight in the eyes & started vomiting…i think that means she thinks i am sexy…what do u think?…i think i am gonna get a new ferrari…my other one was a porsche & kinda ugly…it was red…and a convertible with leather seats…that is just not good enough…
do u think the sales lady will ride with me after I buy it?
people are staring at me…u dont think it is the scratches or the cigarette burns…or my toothless smile do u? i think i covered them all up with the purple lipstick i found on tha ground…purple is SOO my color…or at least that is what a bum told me a few minutes ago…god…bums are soo nice…anyways…what kind of car do u think i should get?…and should i help the sales lady clean up a lil…also do u think it is too soon for us to have our first kiss…i dont want her to go crazy & get hauled off to a looney bin like my last girl…cause then i would be sad again….ok well tell me whatcha think….

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton

Saying The Right Thing
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

How can I pick out a red lipstick that would look good on me?Not something bright or dark,but just right?Thanks for any tips.

im going to 7th GRADE & i don’t know what kind of makeup to wear. i don’t want wear clear mascara, even though my “mommy” tells me too. I already have black eyelashes. i don’t know how to put eyeliner on right & i don’t know what color will look right. i don’t like lipstick, but any good recommendations for chap sticks that are tinted?
blush: help
cover up/foundation/concealer: help. i have a few zits & kinda uneven skin. otherwise im ok i guess.
eyeshadow: help. not that important tho
Please help me. every other girl is gonna wear makeup & i know i need some makeup. give me some good tips!!

My cousin & I had decided to just take a week off & explore our own hometown. That means each day we’ll look for things that are happening that day & we’ll go check it out.
This is what i was thinking about wearing throughout the week:
day 1, museums
* a sleeveless yellow top
* black trousers
* purple wedges
* silver dangly earrings
* my hair in a clip
* pale green eyeshadow
day 2, really fancy things like the theatre & fancy restaurants
* not sure about the dress here
* silver heels
* diamond studs
* crimped hair with a poof with my bangs
* foundation, black eyeliner, white eyeshadow & pink lip gloss
day 3, club hopping
* dark denim strapless dress
* black ankle boots
* red feather earrings
* white eyeliner on top & bottom of eye, yellow & black eyeshadow, with foundation & red lipstick
* straight hair
day 4, random plays that are advertised around the city
* not sure about the dress here either
* black sandals
* emerald hoops
* straight hair with a thin black headband
* just white eyeliner on top
day 5, anywhere with loud music & drinking & cute boys
* a dark orange & black corset
* black skirt
* fake leather jacket
* red strappy heels
* silver hoops
* black eyeliner just on the outside tips of the eyes, dark blue an silver eyeshadow, foundation & pink lipgloss
* wavy hair
day 6, shopping
* a t-shirt dress
* green flats
* yellow studs
* black eyeliner on top
* hair in a high ponytail.
I’M SORRY it’s very detailed, I’m just so keen on making this week perfect because she only comes around once every 2 years.
THANK YOU for taking the time to read it, I really appreciate it <3

hi there,
just wondering if make up experts out there could give me a hand.
i have blonde hair & brown eyes see photo. both girls have blonde hair & brown eyes, & if you could please answer this question regarding them both, that’d be great.http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4304/…
anyway, i just want to know what colour eye make up, or lipstick etc that i could get away with?
any make up tips would be greatly appreciated.
thank you in advance =]

I heard on some talk show that you should judge by the color of you “inner” lip, I don’t know the certain name for the inside of you lip hahaha. Is that right? Cause I really don’t feel like it is.

I look in the mirror, kind of down so my eyes are “half lidded” & just swipe it over th eyelid. I have a weird thing about my eyes, & this is the most I can do.
I’m afraid of looking stupid though. I don’t want it to be too high up or anything… (I’m 17 & this is the first I’ve ever gotten into makeup because now my hair is so short, I don’t want to look like a boy.)
I am too embarassed to go to a real person for advice. (I always feel embarassed when people see me buying or even interested in makeup.)
Also, what is a good lipstick that isn’t going to rub onto everything I eat or drink? I am VERY white & I don’t want it bright or anything… just a subtle look….
My picture is here… www.myspace.com/rhea_peea
The profile is private but you can see the pic. I need to not look like such a boy!
myeyeshadow that says it has 4 megaeyes ceme eyeshadow & 1 megaglo face illuminator…. whats the illuminator for? The brand is wetnwild eye expressions.

1.) X’s on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands,
And the set list, you stole off the stage,
Had red & purple lipstick all over the page.
2.) And we know it’s never simple,
Never easy.
Never a clean break, no one here to save me.
3.) Zig-zag, step n’ slide
Lean to the left
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