Posts Tagged ‘Thats’
Not A Great Joke, But I Tried And Thats Worth Something… Right?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, & a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper & began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest & asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap women, too much alcohol & a contempt for your fellow man!”
“Well, I’ll be damned!” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man & apologized. “I’m very sorry, I shouldn’t have been so unpleasant about it. Tell me, how long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t have it, Father — I was just reading here that the Pope does!”
Is It Only Foundation That’s Bad For Your Skin?
Everyone is always going on about making sure you remove your make up properly, & how if you wear lots of make up when your young, it’ll make you look older when your elderly
But is it only foundation that does this?
Will wearing eye make up age my skin? Or blush, or lipstick?
What Is The Best Shiny Red Lipstick Out There That’s Affordable?
for prom, i would like to wear a glamorous shade of red. something that’s not too much but enough to make an impression. i have peach skin & green eyes. something that won’t stain my teeth & something that looks moist. & maybe a pinch of shimmer 
any brand or color would be helpful thank you!
Whats The Name Of The Mac Lipstick Thats A Foundation Color?
im trying to find a lip stick thats a pale color. like a foundation color for an example. does anyone know the name of it. i went on their website but i cant tell by their colors if thats the one. does anyone know the name of that lipstick of that color im looking for thank you everyone!
What Color Eyeshadow/lipstick/blush/color… Look Good On Tanned Skin Thats Still A Little Fair?
im pathan (pashtun) who usually have blonde brown hair & amber, green , or blue eyes. but most say im indian cuz i got dark brown hair & eyes but my skin is only a little tan so im ownderin what types of shades look good, & wats better cooler shades or warmer. cuz most ppl say i can mix around
not sure if u can help that would be sooooooo awesome thanks!
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