Lipstick Answers

Yes i know they sell flvored LIPGLOSS but i never see any flavored lipsticks. They use to make some when i was a teen but I never see them now. Is there a reason…i almost hate to apply lipsticks bc of the taste (like wax) no matter what brand it always taste like wax.
So why dont they make flavored lipsticks anymore?

well basically every single day before i go to sleep i have to put make-up on or when i have a bath/shower i need to put make-up after it or i wouldn’t be able to fall asleep. Then in the morning i take it all off & apply it again. I have to put foundation, eye shadow, eyeliner/liquid eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, blush etc.
i told my friend because my sister was like what is wrong with you i;ve noticed that you put make-up on before you go to sleep…your supposed to take it off..
and then i clicked to it…my mates said that its weird but i dont feel that..
what do you think?

A trucker goes into a wh*rehouse & hands the Madam five hundred dollars.
He says, “I want your ugliest woman & a bologna sandwich.”
The Madam says, “For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls & surf & turf.”
The trucker says,
“I’m not h*rny, I’m homesick.”
A guy goes into a drug store to buy cond*ms.
The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”
He says, “I don’t know.”
She holds up a finger & says, “That big?”
He says, “Bigger.”
She holds up three fingers & says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
She holds up two fingers & he says, “That’s it.”
She puts the two fingers in her mouth & says, “Medium.”
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, “Wife Name – Three Horse.”
“That’s an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?”
“It’s an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag.”
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all.
He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
“Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38.
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

The difference between having Guts & having B*lls…
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, & having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a** & having the b*lls to say, “You’re next.”
A policeman sends his wife & kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife & gave her “the look”. Whispering under her breath, the wife says “No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching!” Husband replies, “You’re right, lets go to the beach.”
After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. “Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public!” Embarrassed, the husband admits “You are right, but I had a moment of weakness. We hadn’t seen each other for an entire week. Now, I’m a policeman too, & it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.”
The cop thought for a second & said “Don’t worry… you are a colleague & it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this b*tch making love on this beach in the last week & she will have to pay.”
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her & dragged her into the bushes.
“Help me! Help me!” she screamed. “I’m being robbed!”
“You ain’t being robbed” her attacker interrupted. “You’re being scr*wed!”
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re scr*wing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”

JesusISdMaster
Level 1
why outlaw cell phone usage in cars when??
Why would they outlaw cellphone usage in auto driving while it is perfectly ok to put on lipstick, while smoking a cig, while fixing mascara, while reading the paper,while drinking coffee, while eating your egg mcmuffin, while suposedly keeping your attention focused on the tast of conveying your auto down the highway at 65 – 75 miles & hour?
.. insendign this retorical ?? i got replys condeming me as one who condoned this stuff … lets please think before we leap myself included. & i did think before sending this out…thats why i removed the prime examples i had from earlier posting to not offend any responders of previous.. many were well thought out but some….. wellll ill leave it to your imaginations to figure it out … look foreward to reading replies to his one… but then again if peopel were thinkers they wouldnt be doign this stuff anyhow now would they thus removeing my?? from being here.

It really bothers me when I go to the bathroom in the mall or at school & i see tons of girls crowded around the mirror! They are all re-applying lipstick, putting on baby powder, brushing their hair.. stuff like that. i just think it’s rediculous. many of these girls are absolutely gorgeous, perhaps flawless. Yet, they always feel that they need to touch up or look at themselves in every mirror/window that they walk pass. I used to live in the states & girls hardly spent 2 seconds in the mirror at school & the public bathrooms are usually completely empty! It was mostly the really popular (white) girls that spent a lot of time in front of the mirror…
why do you think the girls do this?
it seems to me that they are insecure but i’m not sure..

if i put all my cosmetics in my check on luggage instead of my carry on, will they take them, & do they have to be in quart size bags too?
The things I want to take on the plane with me are, a lipstick, lipliner, tiny lipgloss, 20ml perfume, powder, & a powder brush. I have it all in a quart size zip-lock bag. Do I have to seperate anything? am I allowed to carry it on?
any tips?

The 28 Rules of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
Killed & eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
Out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
Ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… & it’s delivered by a topless model & only when it’s free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
To kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see
anything.
16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as
Spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game & the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking
about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set & we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you & a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird & guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for
Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an
Xbox 360. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s
Gymnastics. Ever. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, & having the guts to say, “are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
“BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** & having the balls to say, “You’re next!” We hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

I see all of the make-up products out in the open. It seems like the lipsticks are applied directly on every person’s lips, with no sanitation in between. Is this true? If so, why would anyone do this?

According to a news report, a certain private school
in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A
number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick
& would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but
after they put on their lipstick, they would press their
lips on the
mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, & the
next day the girls would put them back. Finally the
principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom & met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints
were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to
clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the
yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how
difficult it had be! en to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in
the toilet, & cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers .. & then there are educators.

* put lotion on your hands & feet at night & wear gloves n socks to sleep. wake up With super soft hands & feet!
* lightly brush your lips with a toothbrush & put vaseline for soft lips.
* for shiny hair, wash off your shampoo/conditioner with cold water
* use tooth paste on any zits to make the swelling go down & make it less red
* instead of purchasing expensive facial scrubs, use a small handful of regular white sugar. just lather up your face with a cleanser, then scrub in the sugar using your finger tips in small circular motions
* to soften your skin & minimize pores, apply beaten egg yolk to your face & let dry for 10 minutes, then rinse
* if you don’t have electronic eyelash curler, heat your normal curler under a hairdryer before using it. it works much better.
* if you have dry cuticles, rub them with lip balm
* a great way to make your perfume last is by spraying it into your hands & rubbing it on your hair. your hair doesn’t sweat so the scent will last all day
* to get rid of annoying eye bags, put a metal spoon into ice cold water & press it gently against your eyes.
* for bigger eyes, apply darker eyeliner on the outer corner of your eyes & brighter eyeliner on the inner corner of your eyes
* To make lips bigger put clear lip gloss in the middle of ur lips.
* to make beautiful temporary curls, wash your hair at night & braid them while it’s wet. then go sleep. you will see the result the next morning when u untie your braids!
* Rub a dry body brush in circular motions on your stomach & legs everyday before you shower. This increases the circulation in you body & helps reduce the appearance of cellulite.
* roll the mascara brush as your putin it on, it avoids clumps
* Soak cloth with hot water (the hottest that you can stand. Be careful though) then put over face for 10 minutes. Then quickly put a cleanser over your face. (Clean & Clear & Noxzema foaming wash are good cleansers) Leave on for 3-4 minutes then wash with ice cold water. This will open your pores, clean them, & then close them. You’ll see results within a week.
* If you have green eyes, wear purple shadow because it brings the color out
If you have blue eyes wear brown because it brings the color out
If you have blue/green eyes , wear a mix of both.
* After applying lipstick, stick your thumb in your mouth, & then slowly pull it out. This removes any lipstick from the inside rim of your lips so you don’t get lipstick on your teeth.
* To minimize the appearance of a pimple, hold ice on it for two minutes. It brings the swelling & redness down.
* before bed add a tiny bit of honey & some water in the palm of your hand & spread it across your face, avoiding the T zone. smooth & soft face int he morning
* Don’t bite the skin around your nails, this causes your nails to look bigger
* If you have big lips, use muted colors such as purples, browns & bronzes.
If you have small lips, avoid dark colors.
* no matter how dry your lips is. don’t lick it! trust me it’ll just make it worse!
* after you have done all your makeup, take some shimmery white eyeshadow & put a tiny bit on the inner corners or your eyes. It really makes them POP!
* Every night an hour before you go to bed, drink 3/4 of a pint of water mixed with 1/4 of a pint of lemon juice. Once you are done, drink a glass of ice water, then go pee. This will help clear your complexion.
* for an overall glow n radiance to your face, mix honey & milk until it’s creamy. wash your face with hot water to open pores. apply the mixture avoiding the T area of your face. wait for 30 minutes & wash off with cold water.
* To remove blackheads, steam for 5 mins & exfoliate immediately.
* Rub vaseline on your eyelashes every night. Smear it in between every single lash & all around your lash line. If you do this every day, it will eventually make your lashes grow in faster & softer.
* Blowing on your nail polish to dry them decreases shine & dulls them. Instead, soak your nails in ice water after your done & if you must, use your blow dryer on low, cool setting just to blow off the water. Now don’t touch anything!
* Pour a tablespoonful of honey into a small bowl. Add two teaspoons of sugar & mix well. Now scoop up all of the mixture with your fingers & massage well into your hands for a few minutes. Sounds yucky but feels great! Rinse & apply hand lotion. Soft! Has anyone tried any of these?? does any really really work??

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad & asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer. – Hannah, age 9
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, age 14
Stay away from prunes. – Randy, age 9
Never pee on an electric fence. – Robert, age 13
Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, age 13
Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, age 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Taylia, age 11
Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, age 14
Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re eating crackers. – Mitchell, age 12
A puppy always has bad breath – even after eating a Tic-Tac. – Andrew, age 9
Never hold a Dustbuster & a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, age 9
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, age 9
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. – Kellie, age 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, age 15
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, age 9
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, age 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, age 13
Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, age 8

Oh theres so many.
I love russian red for the perfect red & becuase its blue based it makes your teeth look whiter!
Myth is great with some C-thru lipglass on top as a nude matching it with Carbon & knight divine eyeshadow.
Anddd Viva Glam V beucase the money goes to the MAC AIDS Fund to support people living with HIV/AIDS.
I also love underage, prrr bombshell, girl about town, ‘O’ & pretty please.

im trying to decide what to do for make-up tomarrow….cause i have a special church occasion (confirmation) & i was looking at some web sites for good make-up advice…and they were saying lavender/pink was a good undertone for me since i have blue eyes & blonde hair…so if someone could tell me what an undertone was that would be great, im guessing its a color that should be put underneath the lower lashes but im not sure…and also if anyone has any good make-up tips for my lips & eyes (as far as lipstick & lip gloss goes & eyeshadow,eyeliner,mascara goes for the eyes!) i would be more than happy to see them! oh & yeah i am also wearing a very white dress with a little sliver on it & white shoes! & im straightening my hair…if that plays a part in your decision making for what i should do for my make-up!
thank you so much!

Seriously, they should probably ask someone to apply their lipstick for them. It’s just not that attractive when it runs up under their nose, & past both sides of their mouth, like the Joker.
I’m not trying to be mean…I’m just saying…And why is it that the older they are, the brighter the color they choose? I’ve seen small children run away in fright!

How does that help?