Lipstick Answers

so i got two of their eyeshadows without even testing them outbecause of the rave on these products. even though these products are soft & pigmented, i find that once it is applied on the eyelid it turns out patch & not pigmented. i got 2 colors that everyone loves & it just would not work. i tried using a base & it still does not work. as for their lipsticks, i find it sooooo creamy that it makes all the small cracks on your lips visible. the only thing i like from their items are their blushes & cream blushes!

I’m an cross dresser & i love wearing almost anything that is in the girl’s clothing section. Ive worn girl’s dresses & skirts & heels & now i want to know how i could correctly apply my makeup & mascara so i could look cute & sexy. I also want to know how to put on lipstick too. Also how do you remove makeup & mascara & lipstick afterward when i get home ?? Can anyone please help me out with how to apply makeup ?? I want to be the girl that Ive been dying to become.

Anytime I send an email, it is received with a pair of pink lipstick drawn right next to my name. How do I erase this?

Would my lips be colored if I don’t clean the lipstick before kissing? What’s normal? How can I clean it?…. Advice please!

Hey everybody! Im 13 & im going on my first date with a guy i really like tomorrow. I want to know how to apply make up & look actually good. Can u please tell me what i need. Tips, youtube tutorials, or anything else would help! I have foundation, lipgloss, lipstick, eyeliner (i suck at putting it on), & thats pretty much it.
THANKS SO MUCH For your time!
p.s I actually wanna look good tomorrow.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: ‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Jillian’
He stumble to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper, His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks: ‘Son… what happened last night?
‘Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean?
I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
His son replies,,’Oh That!.. Mom dragged you to the Bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone *****, I’m Married!!
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time…….
PRICELESS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed. He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen & sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk & out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table & broke it, & then you puked in the hallway, & got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean? I have a rose, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Yo Mama So Old:
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age & she died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black & white.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David & Goliath started to fight.
Yo Mama So Fat:
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train & two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama’s so fat, she fills up the bath tub, & then she turns on the water.
Yo mama’s so fat, they had to grease a door frame & hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama’s so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama’s so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
Yo mama’s so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *** on the lightbulb.
Yo mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama’s so fat, she DJ’s for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her *** weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama’s so fat, the ***** jumped in the air & got stuck.
Yo mama’s so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a dollar & made change.
Yo mama’s so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
Yo Mama So Stupid:
Yo mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” & she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama’s so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when she took you to the airport & a sign said “Airport Left,” she turned around & went home.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama’s so stupid that under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama’s so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mama So Ugly:
Yo mama’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama’s so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like she’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire & they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she couldn’t get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama’s so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, even the tide won’t take her out.
Yo mama’s so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

I really loved the make up on Bella in Twilight, & in a magazine article. It says all her eye make up was MAC, & it’s just too expensive for me. So I bought a cheaper brand of make up with the same eyeshadow colors. The only thing that bugs me about it is that it has a little glitter. (I HATE GLITTER) I didn’t even know it had glitter, I just knew after I bought it (they didn’t have a tester) Is there a way to get rid of the glitter?? Anyway, I’ve looked at some tutorials on youtube & I tried doing it but mine always ends up messy, I don’t know if the make up is just too cheap (got it for like $5, i feel bad about blaming the make up) or am I just applying it wrong? This is my first time, so does applying eyeshadow take practice? Or is it like lipstick where you just know how to put it on?

PRICELESS
Ok, it’s time I give men a little credit here.
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
companies Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all.
He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, & the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed.
He looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it & a kiss mark from
his wife in lipstick:

Lipstick has a way of leaving
More than just a mark on my sheets
Coloring my senses cherry red
At least for this week
Kisses under starry night skies talked about in song
We play along, so bittersweet by our design
I’m sick & tired of writing songs about you
This is it, this is the end
Take off your make-up & put down the camera
Choke on the drama that makes me want to
Tear up the pictures, the pages you’ve saved
Creating a life of trends & make-believe
I’ve got no place in my heart for a criminal like you
To dwell in this endeavor
Make this last forever
I’m just delirious
You can’t be serious
You’re so infamous for leaving me a mess
Take off your make-up & put down the camera
Choke on the drama that makes me want to
Tear up the pictures, the pages you’ve saved
Creating a life of trends & make-believe
She gets what she wants & she breaks what she gets
Get out while you can or she’ll tear you to pieces
“Are you having a good time, sweetheart?”
Take off your make-up & put down the camera
Choke on the drama that makes me want to
Tear up the pictures, the pages you’ve saved
Creating a life of trends & make-believe
Carry on home
I’ll be waiting miles & miles away
Leaving you to be forever seventeen
Cleaning up the messes that you’ve made
thats what a guy did to me. & it’s been nearly six months & i cant get over it. i want to get him back, but then again, i still love him in a sense. i feel like i need him & i dont want to. i think about him all the time & its getting old but i cant help it. & he couldnt care less about me.

I have know my boyfriend for 3 1/2 years. We broke up for 9 months & during that time he had a very intense on-again, of-again relationship with another woman. She ended things with him 2 or 3 times & each time he would contact me & keep our relationship going. Then 7 months into our break up, she made him call me in front of her family & treat me like I was nothing to him. I told him off & that I was finished. I didn’t see or hear from him for 3 months. In the mean time, my heart was broken. Three months later he contacted me (their relationship was over again) & we resumed our relationship slowly. Part of our difficulty before was that our relationship used to be long distance, but I relocated over 700 miles to live with him after 7 more months of dating. The ex contacted him several times & I finally put my foot down & let him know that our relationship had no where to go if she continued to remain on the sidelines. He chose me & I moved 4 months later. Fast forward two years… now I’ve just learned he lied to me about what time he flew in from a business trip & he shows up at home a day early with a lipstick stain on his shirt. This hurts me deeply & even more so because our baby recently died in a cord accident when I was 7 1/2 months pregnant. In fact, he chose to see her on our baby’s due date. How do I handle this situation that leaves it open to work on the relationship?

Or getting ready? I have been able to streamline some of it for just everyday but not for events or when I have to look better than just going to the store or out & about.
This is what I do now. Shower & moisturize. Blow dry my hair if I didn’t wash it the night before (then I let it air dry). I have thick hair but it dries fast & I have an ionic dryer so it’s about 5 minutes. My hair is long layers & I put the top up in big hot rollers then apply my make up.
Mascara, eyeliner on bottom, one shadow on top, quick swipe of Advanced Radiance foundation, lipstick followed by gloss, curl eyelashes & then one more coat of mascara. Total time is about another 5-8 minutes. Take out rollers, finger comb & spray voluminizing spray. Shake & I’m done.
Everyone has some things they like & don’t like. I have clear skin & don’t need blush, powder, concealer or highlighter (though I use it for night). But, I have blonde skimpy lashes & a thin upper lip. So I spend the most time trying to look like I actually have lashes & I put plumper on my upper lip followed by the lipstick, a dot of gold in the center, then the gloss so they will match my fuller bottom lip.
It takes me forever to get ready for a night time event it seems. Full rollers all over my hair (don’t need to straighten it first), undereye concealer or brightener, more coats of mascara on upper & lower (which have to be done so carefully & combed out for clumps), Photo Finish primer, really blending foundation but still allowing my natural blush to show through as I despise blush or bronzers on me, dotting highlighter, shadow primer, using 2-3 eye shadows, lip primer, lip liner on top of the the lip products, etc. Probably about 45 minutes which I hate. I like to be out the door fast without a lot of fussing. Any tips on how to decrease all of that?
Plus, are there any real hair styles that are wash, fluff, & go? Because I don’t need to straighten & my hair dries so fast, I have always wanted to skip spending so much time on my hair. It’s thick but fine, natural blonde, straight, & I have a heart shaped face. I don’t mind bangs or without. Right now they are long side bangs that could use cutting or I can grow them out. My hair also grows very fast. Any ideas on that?
The reason is that I travel quite a bit & sometimes have to get ready really fast but my photo will be taken so I don’t want to look like I didn’t spend ANY time on grooming either.

I’m married w/children. Hubby travels for work alot & I’ve always been cut off from my peers because we moved so much. I finally decided to take some dance classes & am having the time of my life. Here is the problem. I think my teacher has a thing for me. Each time I have a lesson, he makes me feel like the only one in the room. He tickles me, notices if I change my lipstick & perfume, constantly tells me I look nice & how he likes how my hair moves when he twirls me. He is constantly staring into my eyes & holds my gaze without flinching. He finds excuses to hug me, face to face no less. Sometimes we accidentally interlock our fingers while practicing moves. Here comes the bigger problem. I can’t get this man off of my mind! I think about him constantly & I don’t know why. He even brought me a Xmas gift back from his country & told me how he showed a pic of me to his family & friends. We only talk in class & there is no outside contact. Have we fallen in love w/each other?

i don’t even remember erasing it using my lips by pouting or something

I have brown eyes, brown hair & fair skin. Any make up tips? Also what about choosing a lipstick?

ask his wife…………

I thought I saw an ad in Glamour or Marie Claire but I can’t find it. I think it was a brand that like Cover Girl maybe makes. Does anyone know what I’m talking about? I’d really, really like to try it! THANKS! If you have a link for the ad that would be wondeful too.

will the lips like start to absorb the color from the lipstick?