Lipstick Answers

at a rich a*s boarding school in london, the girls were putting on bright red lipstick & kissing the restroom mirrors
every night the janitor has to clean it up but the kissing doesn’t stop
so the janitor asked the principal to bring the girls in the restroom for a short assembly as they walked in they notice their kisses on the mirror
wen the janitor started talking he said
” ok i would like to know who did these .”
all the girls raised their hands
” now listen. i always have to clean the mirrors so could you please stop? ”
silence
” ok fine then ill just show you how i clean it up.”
he goes to one of the toilet stalls & dips a sponge in the toilet water
he brings it up to the mirror & starts wiping the mirror with it…..
from then on all the kissy marks dissapeared.
hope yu enjoyed!!

‘ “Another day, another dollar.”
She brought the wineglass to her lips, sipping the last of the golden liquid in a mock toast before setting it down onto the polished coffee table. She poured herself another glass & duly noted that that this was her fourth of the hour. What had been left of her ruby colored lipstick was now smeared across the once clean surface. Swirling the white wine in her glass, she gave a begrudged sigh as the commercial played – the one with a happy family swirling around in what looked to be giant, plaster teacups at Disney World. She quickly changed the channel to the local news where an older man with an obvious blonde hair piece was reporting about another murder. She sank deeper into the leather couch as he gave the details about the bloody scene.
Moments passed by. The world around her ceased to exist. Someone began to talk about taxes. The wine tasted sour in her mouth & bit the edges of her tongue in sharp nips. Her feet hurt from being jammed into high heels as she panicked around the office while dodging lewd comments that her male coworkers threw at her. All she wanted to do was to be left alone for once.
Ding-dong. “Package for Miss Jolie Anderson!”
“I didn’t order anything. It better not be one of those Goddamn girl scouts,” she muttered as she quickly crossed the distance from the living room to where the door out of her loft stood. She looked through the door to see the familiar face of the arrogant teenager who made deliveries throughout the apartment complex for a few extra dollars. Grimacing, she opened the door & put on a hollow smile. It looked more like she was baring her teeth. “Hello, Joseph.”
The youth seemed to be too immersed in staring at Jolie’s body, eyes always lingering at chest-level. Fully aware that she was wearing a short robe, she pulled the satin fabric closed with her hand. She had more important things to do than be ogled at by a seventeen year old. She cleared her throat audibly & his attention suddenly snapped back to the package.
He managed a devilish grin, “Yeah, you got something in the mail.” He shook the cardboard box with emphasis & something inside clattered against the surface. “Ran down & back as soon as I heard it – just for you. Maybe you could give me something a little extra?”
“Carl pays you, though.” Her voice sounded strained.
“But,” he murmured, taking a step closer to her. “I was hoping for something a little more personal from you, not money.”
Jolie wrinkled her nose at the desperate boy. She was four years his senior, & even the thought of doing anything besides slamming the door in his face gave her the creeps. She plucked the package out of his grip, managed a short remark along the lines of thanks, & shut the door behind her.’

ok this girl i met we’ve been talking for about a month now. i took her to happy hour one day n when we left her house she put lipstick on in my car. n she really didnt have clean cloths on because she was getting her stuff t/g to move. ok when i bought her a drink she asked wat i was getting n i told her n she said ill have the same thing as u. n i did lol.. she laughs at just about everything i say is this good? & she said one time before that she considers me a good friend & hopes i do too.. ok when we went to the park she was real happy n i got to see her fav. flower. & she made a comment about my lips being red lol.. is this a good sign lol ?
ok yesterday we well yest night up until 1 in the morning sometime we went to a lake n sat on a pier n got to know one another. b4 we went there tho we went to sonic & i asked her wat shed like & she got the same kind of drink last time that i told her i liked & then we went to the lake n talked n laughed & got to know alot about eachother.
i dont know if she was trying to be romantic are not should i have kissed her there or was she just really trying to get to know me better & just wants to be friends? cause she said she was ready to go n then we sat there for like 5 more min. n talked then she said she was cold n i offered to hold her then its like she got sad n then we left.. when i got up i offered to help her up n she said im not helpless lol.
and after this it was like she was trying to avoid me..
but when we were walking she was like sometimes i get depressed & that she was crazy lol.. i tryed to cheer her up n i think i did. because she started laughing again. & when i droped her off she said that she had a great time & she & i hugged & we laughed n then we said bye n i said goodnight..
ok plz help me idk wats going on but to me it seems like she likes me but i dont know.. does she & is she just trying to hide it? or does she not wanna take it any further n just be friends?
all help will be appreciated & im so sorry for this long question lol thx

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you still move you lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, & dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Wanna hear some funny clean jokes?
She was so blonde that…
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said ‘Sign Here’ she wrote ‘Aquarias’.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of “Walk” & “Don’t Walk”.
She tried to place a bag of M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 month to figure out she could use it at night.
She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said – “concentrate”
She got stabbed in a Shoot out.
She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.
When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: “LOOK, they’ve spelled MACY’s wrong!!!”
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said “Concentrate”.
She put lippie on her forehead cos her boyfriend told her to make up her mind.
She tried to drown a fish.
If you offered her a Penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.
She got locked in a grocery store & starved to death.
She took a Spoon to the Super Bowl.
It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She asked for a Price-check at the ‘Everythings a Pound’ store.
They had to burn her school down to get her outta 4th grade.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
When I was drowning in a lake & screaming out for a life saver she asked: “Grape or Cherry?”
She thought Meow Mix was a record for Cats.
Q: What do you call a Smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.

Hi!
I don’t ever use foundation or base because I don’t feel comfortable with it. On a daily basis I clean my skin, condition it, put some lipstick & some blush ( which I just love & cannot live with both of these items, they are really good on me); & a transparent mascara for my eyelashes. I wanted some powder, a transparent one, with no shine, to finish my daily makeup. Something easy to work with- not base & not foundation… Something not cakey at all…
Any help??’
Thank you all gorgeous!

There is a stain removal kit for fabric & carpets. It is available at hardware stores & called POG. It stands for paint, oil, & grease remover. What it does is breaks down lipstick, shoe polish, & candle wax as well as paint, oil, & grease.
The following is the procedure specifically for candle wax on carpeting:
What you need to do (according to Consumer Reports) is scrape off any excess wax. Blot with POG or a citrus solvent. If wax remains, try layering paper towels or brown paper over wax & heating with a warm iron. Keep switching the paper to a clean spot. Continue until all the wax is absorbed. DON’T heat an olefin carpet; it may melt. Be sure to test the heat approach first in an inconspicious spot to be sure that you won’t flatten the pile. But also note that heat might drive the wax deeper into the carpet requiring a professional to clean it.
Also remember blot don’t scrub. Scrubbing can damage fabric or carpet. Be patient, stain removal can require repeating the same step several times.
Good Luck!
C

So, my best friend finally moved out on her own but she really isn’t pleased on where she’s living. She moved into a 2 bedroom apartment which is okay for the most part.. But for the location & price you really cant beat it..
Anyhow, the problem is that she hates the retro bathroom, by retro I mean its old 70’s rosy pink color (the tub, & the outskirts of the tile) & white.. also it has one of those throwback slide mirrored medicine cabinets with the fluorescent lights on the top..
Now for the kitchen its not too bad its ALL white laminate cabinets & formicounter-topsops..suggestedted that she change tcounter-topsops & the flooring (open kitchen flows into the living/dining room).. The landlord realisn’tsnt going to do much.. He pretty did a lipstick job (paint & somewhat clean the place).. Can any one suggest what to do, although its an apartment she will be living there for a awhile so she’s willing to invest some funds on its interior, just like the show on HGTV call For Rent..

So, my best friend finally moved out on her own but she really isn’t pleased on where she’s living. She moved into a 2 bedroom apartment which is okay for the most part.. But for the location & price you really cant beat it..
Anyhow, the problem is that she hates the retro bathroom, by retro I mean its old 70’s rosy pink color (the tub, & the outskirts of the tile) & white.. also it has one of those throwback slide mirrored medicine cabinets with the fluorescent lights on the top..
Now for the kitchen its not too bad its ALL white laminate cabinets & formicounter-topsops..suggestedted that she change tcounter-topsops & the flooring (open kitchen flows into the living/dining room).. The landlord realisn’tsnt going to do much.. He pretty did a lipstick job (paint & somewhat clean the place).. Can any one suggest what to do, although its an apartment she will be living there for a awhile so she’s willing to invest some funds on its interior, just like the show on HGTV call For Rent..

ok, i am bored & stuck at home because i am sick, & i was randomly thinking of halloween (yum candy..). i kind of want to do a joker thing. if i just used some really really bright red lipstick, & kinda put whitish powder on my face, would that work? i would also wear a green wig, but not all nasty like his was in the movie. i want a more clean look. any other ideas?

QUESTION One: Would you care if your mother, sister, any family member did not like where you shop for clothes or criticized where you shopped for clothes?
QUESTION TWO: Would you be wondering if they were laughing at you when you wear your clothes? Give details.
QUESTION THREE: How would you handle it if someone did not like where you shop for clothes or criticized where you shopped for clothes?
QUESTION FOUR: Do you agree with Roberta that it should not matter what other people think?
GIVE DETAILS:
Here is why I asking. Tonight Stacy & her mom went to her sister’s, brother-in-law’s house (and two nephews) for dinner.
Roberta: “Where did you buy that blouse. At the 99 cent store”
Stacy: “Yes”
Stacy thought that was the end of the conversation. But right after Stacy cleaned up the dinner dishes (to help her sister) & came back out to the dining room the following conversation took place.
Roberta: “Why do you want to buy clothes at the 99 cent store. I mean you are not poor”
This got Stacy mad & she lashed out at her sister & her mom.
Roberta: “I am not attacking you I am just curious.”
Stacy: “But I like the clothes there. I don’t get the crappy ones & I get a lot of compliments”
Roberta: “But you don’t know who wore them before – they are used. I can see buying jewelry there, paper towels, purses”
Stacy: “I don’t care if someone else wore them I like them. And the ones I buy you cannot tell that they were someone else’s. And I rather buy them there then go to a department store & spend $28”
Mom: “Stacy has tons of clothes from the 99 cent store”
Roberta: “Stop yelling. So you are saying you rather have quality then quantity”
Stacy: “I only get the quality” Stacy was getting madder by the minute
Roberta: “Stop yelling. I am not putting it down I am just curious. I was just asking. All you had to say was the following ‘I like them & I prefer to shop at the 99 cent store‘ instead of going into major explanations”
Then they had a nice discussion. Roberta told Stacy that it really should not matter what other people think. That even though their mom & Roberta feel that they would never buy in the 99 cent store that doesn’t mean that Stacy should stop. And that even though Roberta does not like Macy’s there are people who shop in Macy’s that doesn’t meant these people are wrong for shopping at Macy’s. The same thing with the 99 cent store. That there are people who shop at the 99 cent store & like it. Roberta also said that if Stacy went to Sephora’s with Roberta & Roberta purchased a lot of lipstick Stacy would think that Roberta is crazy. But Roberta would not care because Roberta likes makeup. And also that their mom says plenty of things to Roberta but Roberta ignores their mom. because she does not care what the mom says.
Also Roberta told Stacy that Stacy always dresses nicely & Stacy likes clothes. When Stacy asked do you like this blouse. Her sister did say it was pretty but that is not the point, that Roberta is sure that Roberta has worn things that Stacy did not like, Stacy replied true” so it really is not important if Roberta likes it or not.
Stacy did tell her sister that her mom is a hypocrite because her mother accepted four blouses that Stacy purchased at the 99 cent store & her mom has come with her to the 99 cent store to look at the clothes. Her mother got defensive & said “I only wore one of the blouses you purchased, it had a ticket on it, & I never purchased anything there”

so you didnt have to write angry messages ,in eyeliner, on your vanity mirror?
EyeLiner doesn’t clean off as easily as LipStick would, by the way.
You’d think it would, but it doesn’t.

She probably has thousands of items in her possession but she is selling 150 items after her spring cleaning on ebay. She displayed the items on her show today – I swear they were stuff I wouldn’t spend money on. Small outdated purses that have no use, a worn pair of black pants, a few used shoes that weren’t cute. One “purse” was about 4 inches by 4 inches & she joked you could maybe fit a lipstick in it. I’m sure she has a lot of very nice things but these used items I”d be embarassed to showcase. She is not only listing them on ebay instead of giving them for free to Goodwill like most people do to help the poor, but each of the auctions is starting at a bid of $100!!! Even Kim Kardashian every few months cleans out her closet & has way nicer items she lists on ebay, at a starting bid of 99 cents.
Also, considering Oprah makes upwards of 3 billion dollars/year, she only gives about $1.1 million of it to charity which is less than 1% of her income, 90% of which goes to her school & not to other causes such as for homeless, cancer or whatever. She’s also known for not talking to her father for over 20 years & doesn’t give him or any of her relatives any money.
Yes I watch her show here & there & have nothing personal against her, but am just making an observation so please don’t jump on me. I make very little money but gave away almost 8,000 dollars in charity when I added it up for my taxes (when I have 30K in credit card debt & student loans). Just saying.

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below…
GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, & having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?”
BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

The door is painted white but now covered in pink lipstick kisses.
Thanks.

Would my lips be colored if I don’t clean the lipstick before kissing? What’s normal? How can I clean it?…. Advice please!

Not the carpet – I need to clean my lipstick lol!
Thanks

Shout it out
spray it on the lipstick before you wash it.

I’m just here to have fun & wonder if Y’all are too?
What the Box said was Blonde, so how come my Hair ended up Pink?
and I’ll never get color out of the sink.
I’m not so happy with my makeup either,
It gives me the appearance of a Rabid Beaver.
This eye shadow, is creepy & looks like dads old shoes
Maybe I should use Neon Green or even Electric Blue?
My Lipstick is OK I guess
but the Cat ate half the stick & I’ve no time to clean up that mess.
My dress is too short to cross my legs well
But the School girl uniform has an arm pit smell.
Why should I worry it’s a burger flippin job
and I’m sure they’ve interviewed other slobs.

My makeup bag is from target. The brand is Modella & it’s pink & black with white polka dots.
I would like a new one, but I don’t know where to get a good one. (I’m in highschool.)
In my makeup bag for school:
-Cetaphil Moisturizer
-MAC Mineralize Skinfinish Natural in Medium Dark
-MAC Studio Finish Concealer in NC35
-MAC Pressed Blot Powder in Medium Dark
-I.D. Bare Minerals Foundation Brush
-Nivea (A Kiss of Moisture) Chapstick
-MAC Hug Me Lipstick
-Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets
-Any Grey Eyeliner (Usually drugstore, L’oreal)
-Covergirl Lash Blast in Waterproof & Black
What’s in yours?
& Where did you get your cosmetic bag from?