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Follow The Toddler Diet To Lose Weight ..its A Proven Diet?

DAY ONE—-
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face & clothes.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handfull of potato chips, & a glass of milk ( 3 sips only, then spill the rest)
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies & a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor………..
DAY TWO—–
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor & eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.
Lunch: Half a tube of “Pulsating Pink” lipstick & a handfull of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker untill sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve & continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside & drop on the rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon.
DAY THREE—–
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of your best chair.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table & slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handfull of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through nose, if possible.
FINAL DAY—-
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar.. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk & feed cereal to dog.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor & dining room carpet. Find that sucker & finish eating it.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti & chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.

What Facial Piercing Would Look Good On Me?

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I have short hair. I am going to dye it black & platinum blond soon…Maybe some neon colors.
Brown eyes.
I usually wear black eyeliner & black eyeshadow..Thick. Bright red lipstick. I am quite edgy. I am 14 & I would like to get a piercing or two. I am not quite sure which one would look good. Also I have braces & well if the link works you can see a picture of me. If it doesn’t I will try & give oyu another link. Also give me some tips & iformation about the piercing…how to clean it…etc. Thanks.

Questions About Oily Skin/acne.?

My skin is oily all over. I breakout mostly underneath my chin, jawline & temples.
Right now I’m using L’Oreal’s Go 360 Clean Cleanser, St. Ives Apricot Scrub & Clearesil Spot Treatment. My face is starting to get itchy around my lips. What should I do?
I read a lot of magazines & their tips for women in their 20’s is to start anti-aging products now so skin will look better in the future. But afraid of pores clogging up with acne treatments, night creams, eye creams, neck creams & all the other things that are supposed prevent wrinkles in the future. What should my nighttime regimen be so that my skin will look its best?
Make-up. I like the natural look- little foundation, blush, lipstick, mascara & eyeliner. Once again I get these things from magazines. Primer, Foundation, Concealer. Where does sunscreen go in that order? What is the best foundation formula for oily/acne skin? Concealer?
How do I get rid of pitted scars?

What Have You Learned From Movies?

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there & you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note – just grab one at random & hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon & waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband & children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars & trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright & pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them & talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who’s bad & will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers & man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments – especially wind instruments & accordions – can be played without moving the fingers.
28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Tell Me What You Think Of My Story..?

I am going to tell you right now I am no expert & please don’t be a jerk about what you think. Sorry if I make grammatical errors. I will love your comments because I am trying to get better at writing. This is only my first chapter so forgive me if it doesn’t make sense. I am using { that symbol because I am not sure how to do italics on here for thoughts.
Twilight settled atop of the rocky mountains giving the sky a purple hue. The earth let out a gentle sigh for the day was almost done; in the courtyard, red roses, yellow tulips, & other wild flowers waved to the sky. As the moon climbed the sky, frogs, crickets, & other creatures came out to fill the night with singing. A mosquito buzzed on by & landed on a black leather coat. Vergil flicked it off of his shoulder & back into the sky.
Patiently, Vergil waited for Saren, the leader of the Veronan army, who was supposed to give him some orders. Once again he looked down on to the town of Verona, its lights sliced through the night, however you could not hear its inhabitants. He walked over to the turlte fountain in the center of the courtyard.
{Damn, I am getting bored. Maybe it’s a good thing if Saren doesn’t show up, he is always giving me the crappy clean up jobs. Even if I am a spy I deserve better, after the morron considers me his best soldier.}
The gate flew open behind Vergil & it hit a statue. Saren stomped in with his black hair all over his pale face. “Ah, there you are!” Saren said with a low growl. “I need you to dispose of a demon for me.”
{Wow a real job, I wonder if this demon is just a fat hideous person. I will probably just ditch this place if it is.}
Saren reached into his black pants & handed Vergil a piece of paper, “This is the address where the thing lives & it goes by the name of Eve. It may seem harmless, but it is pretty vicious & needs to be taken care of before it kills.”
{Yes Sherlock I am going to have a cup of tea with this demon. I should do the world a favor & just get rid of him here & now.}
“Are you up to it,” Saren asked, as if there were another option.
“Yes, Sir,” Vergil replied. Quickly he left before he could change his mind about killing Saren. “That would be an intresting match, that half god, more like demon, & against my half demon self,” Vergil laughed to himself.
“Where is Eve?” Dave, the singer of Krotch Rockets, yelled from atop of the small stage in Eve’s livingroom.
Eve stopped talking to one of her friends & suddenly got up to go to the kitchen because she knew Dave was going to sing.
“Sarah get her! She is making a run for it,” Jeff siad after grabbing the mike from Dave. The kitchen door came open & Sarah stood there with crossed arms & a silly scowl behind her brown hair.
“ha what are you going to do tickle me?” Eve mocked tossing back her strawberry blonde pig tails.
“No I am going to bribe you!” she smiled holding up a bar.
“What is that?” Eve sniffed.
“It is chocolate, but not just any chocolate it has a little rum in it since you are twenty one,” Sarah grinned holding the bar high above her head.
“I will bite your arm off if you don’t hand it over!” Eve demanded & followed Sarah through her twenty gusts up to the stage. “Okay, I am here, now give it.”
“You really are pathetic,” Sarah laughed.
“Song first,” Dave teased. Even though Eve was dressed pretty cool with her black & red plaid skirt, black tank top, & combat boots, she still managed to get hot. Her cheeks even felt hot as tehy sung to her. Sarah did not sing, instead she laughed at the fact that Eve was as read as the lipstick she was wearing.
“Mine!” Eve lunged at the bar & clung it to her chest.
When she tried to sneak off stage Jeff pulled her back, “You can’t go yet.” He handed up a giant green box.
‘Alright, I’ll stay as long as you don’t sing to me again.” Most of Eve’s gifts were alcoholic or some cool CDs & afterward most of her friends left because they had some exams tomorrow for some college class. Today it was May fifteen so it wasn’t quite summer & Eve didn’t finish her sophmore year until June. For a while Sarah & Eve chatted on the porch about anything & everything until Eve began to grow weary. “Well I need ot hit the sack,” Eve yawned.
“What, don’t be such a pansy,” Sarah said.
“I may be a pansy, but you my friend are an elder berry,” she laughed back.
“You win this time. Well I will see you later,” Sarah replied & before she left she had to get the last joke in. “Oh & I ordered you a couple of male strippers.”
“They better not be fat.”
“Of course not, they are fat & ugly.”
“Goodnight.”
Wen Eve got inside, she began to pick up the plastic cups that were al over the counter. It is a good thing her friends weren’t total animals when it came to parties. As Eve went to pick up the last bit

13 Years Old And Writing A Story… What Do You Think Of It?

im just going to give you some bits to read, not a whole chapter. i tried copy & pasting about a page & a half of four different parts before, & only the first & half of the second part came out. lol didnt know there was a limit to how much u cud write for ur question.
anyway, be brutal.
okay, here goes:
BIT #1…
At the door, Mabel pulled a ring of keys out from under her doormat & fumbled around with them until finally opening the door. Molly got off of Mabel once inside the house & made herself comfortable on the couch. Mabel locked the door once more.
“Is it really necessary to lock the door?”
“We wouldn’t want you running away, now would we?” a rough male voice spoke.
Molly whipped around to see a man dressed in all black staring at her malevolently. A cruel smile was on his wolf-like features. His teeth were sharp & pointy like an animal’s, & his irises were black. A cloak bathed most of his face in shadow, making him all the more wicked.
“Don’t be scared pumpkin. We don’t bite.” He flashed his wolf smile at her. The pointy teeth were mocking & deadly all at once.
“At least not now, anyway. Traebon wants you in one piece, & it wouldn’t go down too well if we disobeyed.” Another man appeared beside the first one. He had brown stubble, unlike the first man, who was clean-shaven. Molly noticed for the first time that there were not two pairs of onyx eyes staring at her; there were six, each scattered in corners of the room. Up until now, Molly had not noticed them.
“What’s the matter? Dog got your tongue?”
Molly was too frozen with fear to tell him that it was ‘cat’, not ‘dog’.
“Come on, get up. Traebon needs us back by dawn tomorrow.” The first man prodded her forcefully; she stumbled backwards into the coffee table.
Mustering up all her courage, Molly asked, “Who are you?”
“Does it really matter?”
“It does if you want me to come with you.”
The first man chuckled. “Feisty, aren’t you? Look, I hate to burst your bubble, but you’re coming with us whether you like it or not. We could take you forcefully, or you could come along nice & easy.”
“I want to know who you are.” Molly insisted. “If you’re going to kidnap me, you might as well introduce yourselves.”
“Just shove her in the sack & get it over with, Damien!” a female growled from a corner. Molly turned to see a pin straight bleached blonde woman sitting around the kitchen table. Another man sat next to her, hand on her knee. She was dressed the same as everyone else, with the exception of red lipstick covering her full lips.
“I’m sorry, Hollie, did Traebon make you the leader of this mission?”
Hollie said nothing, but glared warningly at him
BIT #2…
Life in the castle was slow & uneventful for Molly. The first few days were horrible. Since she was not allowed outside of her room, Molly would sit in a corner, body facing the wall, sobbing as quietly as she could manage. Zoe hadn’t said anything. In fact, there had been no complaint from Zoe. Molly almost thought they had released her, or given her another room away from Molly. But when she turned around, she saw Zoe seated at the desk, scribbling on some paper. Then she would face the wall once more & continue crying.
Molly cried for a number of reasons. She cried because of hysteria, & she cried because she missed her old life. She cried because her parents had made her move into Eureka. She also cried because she knew, from the bottom of her fearful heart, that at any moment of the day Damien could kick the door open & tell her that Traebon had finally decided what to do with her. But mostly, she cried because she was just plain sad.
That was how the first days were. Nothing special. Just tears from Molly, & a lot of writing from Zoe. But soon, Molly realized that no one would be coming to get her anytime soon. She fell into a pattern. She would sleep through breakfast, which came at nine, & wake around lunch. A servant would come in with a silver tray of food & take away the empty breakfast tray that Zoe devoured alone every morning. After lunch someone would fetch them for some activity outside. There would be several guards watching from the shadows, not to mention the dozens of red eyes peering at her from the bushes. Molly found ways to entertain herself, either by sunbathing or writing poems under the shade of the trees.
After a couple of hours outside, the leading guard would hustle them back to their rooms. Molly & Zoe would have fifteen minutes to freshen up before going down the stone steps to eat dinner with Traebon & his best men.
it probably makes no sense. just read it, rate it 1/10, tell me how interesting it sounds, & what the problems were. everything is subject to change, as any writing should be until it gets published. if it helps, my story is a fantasy.
anyway, thanks in advance for all of ur support! when i get it published, im definitely mentioning yahoo answers in my acknowledgeme

I Made This Girls Parents Think She Had Sex As A Prank! Was It Too Harsh?

Hey. So I am 14 & my name is Courtney YES I AM A GIRL.
Well there is this other girl I hate hate hate named Jane, & she had a big party & omg… she invited me! She only invited me because she knew that I am popular & stuff.
She was rude with me the entire night & poured my drink on the ground (wtf she has to clean it anyways?) & then I got angry & went upstairs into her parents bedroom. Her parents knew she was having this party.
I opened a drawer & found a pack of condoms… well rofl..
I opened one condom. I streched it out & stuff so it looks like it was used. Then I went into the bathroom & I found a bottle of scentless creame & I poured some of the cream on my hand, it had no smell & it was like this clearish whitish colour. Well I squirted some into the condom!
Then I put the condom on her parents bed.
Then I squirted mosturizer in some areas of the bed & put my fignngers in it & pulled it around so it looked like cuummmm! rofll!!
Then I opened my purse & took out some lipstick & I put it on my lips, & I grabbed this white pillow, & I kissed it HARD & my lip marks were on it, & I put the pillow right next to the condom & fake sperm.
I left & I stayed around until Janes parents came home & when her mom went up she opened the bedroom & saw the pillow with the kiss mark, the sperm all over the bed & the condom & Janes mom freaked out & slapped Jane & screamed at her so much & she thought Jane had sex!
Then I left the room right, & I was just peeking & she took Jane’s pants off & she like was examining her vag (her mom is an OBGYN!) & she said stuff like her hymen is ripped & she had to have had sex or something & then her mom is making her take all these tests…
Was it too harsh?
will I get caught?
cuz no one saw me go upstairs.

Help!! Lip Piercing :s?

My lip piercing fell out whilst I was walking outside, I had a look for it but couldn’t find the outside part of it anywhere, so I took the inside part out & put it in my pocket. I have another lip jewelry thingy at home so I thought I would use that in my lip until I bought a new one. But I forgot about my lip until 5 hours later. So I tried to put the piercing in my lip, but it wouldn’t go in. It has now but it felt like I was piercing it again because it hurt as much as when I had it pierced. Now my lip is really sore & numb & the part of the lip that you would put lipstick on has gone really dry within minutes of putting the piercing in. I am not sure if this is right & don’t know what I am supposed to do. Do you think it could be infected? I hope not because I clean it everyday. Help! lol

Which Drugstore Makeup Is Good??

heyy guys(:
I need a new foundation, & a powder to seal it in.
right now I’m using “Covergirls Clean Makeup, oil control foundation” & on top, I’ve tried using physcians formula, Clinique superpowder double face makeup, & even the sephora brand mattifying powder.
none of these have seemed to work for me..my skin always tends to look awful, & uneven, even kind of reddish to side of my noses nostril.
What drugstore foundation, (and a powder to go ontop) do u reccomend??
oh I have combo skin..andi’m 15. with some freckles….
ooo & a coverup/concealer would be great to, because i’m using a CG one (its like in a lipstick sort of container..blue).
I want the makeup to last all day, with out starting to look all grosss.
Help pleaseeee??
:]
thanks soo much.

Women: Please Answer This Question?

Is it a turn-off is a man takes care of himself extremely well? And I don’t mean wearing make-up, or getting manicures or anything like that.
I take extremely good care of myself. Not trying to brag, but I eat the healthiest out of anyone I know, haven’t eaten any junk or drank soda or anything but water in over two years. I always wear chapstick especially now that it’s the winter & my lips look chapped, I dress very well with fitted & matching clothing, my hair is always brushed to perfection, I’m always clean shaven, etc..
Is it a turnoff? I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day, & thought “Ugh, I look like a woman”, mainly because I had like this red chapstick on, which looked like lipstick, & it looked like I wear wearing foundation since my skin is very clear.
Your thoughts?

Disappointed On Valentines Day Again!?!?

Last year my BF bought a $6.99 bouquet of flowers & split it up between his daughter(10 yrs old) his sister & me,signed my valentine card in fron of me w/out any personal thoughts or anything & threw it accross the floor at me,didn’t have any alone time & that was pretty much it.This year I bought dinner& made it after working all day, all he said was it was tough(the meat), borught a half bottle of wine, didn’t help clean up, & fell asleep on the living room floor. I gave him his very much looked for & personalized card full of romantic thoughts, & lipstick kisses, & he rolled his eyes, gave him his very sentimental & very much looked for gift, which I could barely afford & only said…where am I going to put it?? witha disappointed look on his face. No thank you or anything, not even a hug or kiss. He didn’t even get or ‘make’ a card for me.Money wasn’t even an issue. What the F????????????
Am I being shallow or is my disappointment legitamate?

Is This Good Mama Jokes Think You You Are Better Than Me.?

1.Your mama is fat when she jumped she got stuck on air.
2.Your mama is so Stupid she Locked her self at a grocery store & died of starvation.
3.Your mama is o ugly she made onions cry.
4.Your mama is so fat she had to put speed bomb at Mc Donald’s.
5.Yo mama so fat even dora couldn’t explore her
6.Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it was your own
Phone Number!!
7.Yo mama so dirty that she makes poo look clean
8.you mama is so fat when she walked outside with all red on all of the kids started to shout koolade koolade
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies & sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Like it Star Me any other good ones.

Criminal Profiling Help For Criminology Class?

Homicide Crime Scene: 5 super high class hotels (rooms) in NYC, victims (5) all male, ages 43-50, all married w/ children. victims found in under-ware w/ throat cut from left to right, sing red dot of lipstick on the forehead, victim tied to bedpost w/ red stockings, & a single red rose left on the groin. entire hotel room has been cleaned except where the body was found.
crime dates: 1/31, 4/1, 6/1, 8/29, 10/1.
what type of person am i looking for, what kind of personality traits do they have, what is their motive? in detail please.

Isnt This Strange But True ??

Scenes From the Movies
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. If you are blonde & pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8. Honest & hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, & man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
12. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.
14. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
15. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
20. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
21. American cars always blow up
PLEASE STAR IF YOU LIKED IT……..

What Has Watching The Movies Ever Taught You?

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.
2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7) If you are blonde & pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8) Honest & hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers & man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
12) It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.
14) You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris .
17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”
21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
27) A car door is perfect to shield yourself from bullets.

Disappointed On Valentine’s Day Again!?!?

Last year my BF bought a $6.99 bouquet of flowers & split it up between his daughter(10 yrs old) his sister & me,signed my valentine card in fron of me w/out any personal thoughts or anything & threw it accross the floor at me,didn’t have any alone time & that was pretty much it.This year I bought dinner& made it after working all day, all he said was it was tough(the meat), borught a half bottle of wine, didn’t help clean up, & fell asleep on the living room floor. I gave him his very much looked for & personalized card full of romantic thoughts, & lipstick kisses, & he rolled his eyes, gave him his very sentimental & very much looked for gift, which I could barely afford & only said…where am I going to put it?? witha disappointed look on his face. No thank you or anything, not even a hug or kiss. He didn’t even get or ‘make’ a card for me.Money wasn’t even an issue. What the F????????????
Am I being shallow or is my disappointment legitamate?

Grell From Kuroshitsuji?

So… what’s Grell’s gender…? In the first few chapters of the manga where it shows up, it’s dressed as a man. But when Grell takes off this outfit, I can’t tell. And the translations (or something…) aren’t helping.
Lines that prove female:
I’m an actress~
Because isn’t it embarrassing to appear before a handsome guy without makeup?
Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red.
I even worked without makeup or dressing up!
You aimed at my face on purpose! That’s the place which young girls like me are most concerned about!
I want you to lick my shoes clean!
It’s like the tragic love story of Romeo & Juliet (talking about him/herself & Sebastien)
If I have your child, I will definitely give birth to it!
Lines that prove male:
I’ve been captivated by a woman. (But considering that Grell also obviously has a thing for Sebastien, that’s not much proof…)
Like you, I also want a child, but I can’t have my wish fulfilled since I’m a guy.
Hurry up & finish him! (Said by Ciel)
Can you please stop? It’s disgusting. Biologically, it will not be possible for you to bear my child. (Sebastien to Grell)

Grungy Mommy: Why Must New Moms Let Themselves Go?

I am so sick of moms who seem to stop caring about how they look just because they have kids. Seriously, how hard is it to blow dry your hair & put a swipe of lipstick on before you leave the house? I had to spend extra time assuring my husband that I wouldn’t let myself go when we had kids because he’s seen it happen so many times. Wouldn’t you agree that they are giving us moms who still have some self-respect a bad name? — Get Your Roots Done Already!
Dear Get Yours,
We must begin by disclosing that we are those moms you’re complaining about. Maybe not as much as we used to be, but in those early days, we could quite often be seen leaving the house with Einstein hair, mis-buttoned shirts, & yoga pants worn so often they may as well have been surgically attached. Things are better now. But we still have great empathy for the new mother’s grooming challenges. The way we see it is, in the early months (years?) of parenthood, all bets are off. After 75 days without REM sleep, we’d forgive a mom for walking around with no pants on, never mind lipstick. We do have a certain kind of awe for moms who manage to look flawless while caring for an infant . . . not unlike the feeling we have about people who break bizarre world records.
We weren’t proud of our slovenly ways. It was just how things went down. By all means, if you’ve got the inclination & the motivation to keep up appearances in the midst of chaos (or if you’ve been lucky enough to be blessed with great genes & a baby who’s not so chaotic), more power to you. But there are plenty of reasons why a mom may not be able or inclined to dab on the gloss for every soccer game.
Everyone’s basic primping threshold is different. There are women who would never dream of leaving the house without using several hair appliances. There are others who might easily leave the house wearing two different shoes. And that’s before having kids. Pile a newborn or a carpool & a job on top of that, & everyone tends to move down the ladder a few rungs. This may be a simple matter of priorities or it may be an actual political stance.
And speaking of priorities, when do you see these grungy moms? At daycare drop off? The park? It may be that they clean up nice when they see fit but have no interest in looking good for a bunch of toddlers in a sandbox or, for that matter, you. Life with kids is messy; they may just be dressing for the job. Some mothers actually do want to spend more time on their looks, but aren’t able to. Lack of time, support & resources equals a compromised grooming system. Maybe they’ve rationalized looking like hell for the time being, or maybe they are as horrified by themselves as you are.
It’s also possible that a mother who spends no time on her own appearance may actually be depressed. If this is the case, styling is the least of her problems. Have heart, & count your blessings.
what do you think about this article?
Do you agree or disagree?
why?
thanks

I Really Fancy This Much Younger Guy At My Local ?

pub/ cafe. Very young, beautiful, posh, sweet (he’s 21) …. I am older & a single mum so obviously i would be just a “fling”… I flirted with him yesterday & he was shaking! Literally! And was chatting with me, watching me, smiling… (I am not a bad looker for someone 32…Not as good as I was, but I was a model in my youth so I am not all that “south” now…) The only reason I flirted is everytime I go there, he is all gushy & spends ages chatting with me)
Anyway, I gave him my email address before I left, thinking we can do “facebook”. We hook up as friends on facebook, & he is GAY! Noooooooo Married to another guy!?
So what was the deal with yesterdays shaking & smiling bashfully?
Also, please, what is a red lipstick rim? (someone mentioned that on his page??? “Your red lipstick rim & boggle eyes after being drunk” )
Thanks for any enlightenment…
PS: I am not anti-gay, & now I know I came clean about finding him sexy & said oh well, its just buddies then.

What Are Your Favorite Everyday Items?

Hi everyone! I was just wondering what are your favorite…. & why you like it so much…. thanks!
BAR SOAP-Dove & Dial Antibacterial- I like Dove Because it makes my skin soft & Dial makes me feel clean
TOOTHPASTE-Colgate Total Whitening Gel
SHAMPOO-Back To Basics- Raspberry Almond Repairative- It makes my hair so soft & smells so yummy!
CONDITONER-Raspberry Almond Repairative- It makes my hair so soft & smells so yummy!
FACE WASH- I don’t use face wash, I use Dove bar soap on my face. It makes it so soft & my skin just glows.
MOISTERIZER(FOR THE FACE)- I use St. Ives Collagen Elastin & Clarins Smooth Perfecting Touch- two words-Amazing stuff.
LOTION-Vitis Vinifera “Grapes” Vineyards Collection- It smells like grapes & makes my skin soft & smell good.
PERFUME/COLOGNE- My two favorite perfumes will always be Hanne Mori & Lolita Lempicka….YUM! I get so many compliments on them.
LIPGLOSS/LIPSTICK/WHICH MAKEUP LINE-Lipgloss M.A.C. Fullfilled & Lipstick M.A.C.-Sandy B- they both just give you a hint of color. I like that natural glossy look with a hint of color.
AFTERSHAVE- I posted this one for the Guys…I didnt forget about you
RAZOR-Gillette Venus Razor For Women
EYELINER-I Have 2, both are by M.A.C. Fly-By-Blu & Feline they both make my eyes stand out.
Nail Polish Color/Guys what color do you like on girls? My favorite polish for the Summertime would have to be by Essie & its called “Aruba Blue” & my Fall/Winter colors would either be “French,Red or this color by O-P-I called “Eifel for you”
CANDLE SCENT/BRAND- Hot apple pie. I only get my candles from this site..they are awesome “Country Heart Soy Candles” http://maximumscented.com/cgi-bin/plugin…
FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDIES- hot pink lace at top with leopard print at the bottom-By Hany Panky :)
FAVORITE LIP MOISTERIZER/CHAPSTICK-Herbal Answer by Blistex & Vaseline Lip Therapy
BUBBLE BATH-I love Lavender or Milk & Honey
The end!!
Love you all!
Renee

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